#client problems

[thevettechdiaries]

The most frustrating thing clients say? “I want the vet to draw blood/express my dog’s anal glands!” I have probably already expressed 12 sets of anal glands and done 40 blood draws today but ok sure ask for the DVM who probably hasn’t done either of those things in the last 3-6 months lol

[youjustgotlawyered]

Me: Did you call the doctor a bitch?

Client: Yeah, because she’s a bitch.

Me: ...I mean, I’ve met her, you’re not wrong.

[writerswithoutfucks]

[thevettechdiaries]

Client: I AM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN

Client: *comes back in the same day*

[thevettechdiaries]

I had a lady bring her dog in for a nail trim today. Spent the entire time with her standing over me and telling me if I was cutting too short/too long. At one point she rips the nail trimmers out of my hand and starts doing it herself.

I’m like??? Bitch??? If you’re such an expert at nail trims why tf are you paying $15 for me to do it???

[youjustgotlawyered]

When you prepare for a hearing to discharge and then in the middle, your client says, “I think I’ll stay.”

And you have a moment where you’re like:

And then the judge looks at you like:

[corporatesweetheart]

Training for follow up Olympics

[fuckeldesign]

Client: Hey! I know I said that this was your last week like 5 days ago, but here is a last minute change to a project you finished a month ago!

Me: Okay...What do you want changed?

Client: I don't know :)