Spidey at some rally of MJ's talking about anti-homeless spisek etc.: ngl the only solution I see is arson. Oh the politician won't have were to live? Oh no, how sad, karma's a bitch boo hoo.
Yelena: Can I join?
Steve: Please can we join?
Cut to Yelena, Steve, Spidey, Kate (Yelena dragged her), Loki probably because ✨arson✨ (he doesn't need a reason), Harley, Shuri and MJ sitting in a car. (MJ went just to film them).
Spidey and Kate would absolutely yell songs at the top of their voice.
And when they get arrested, the only one who avoids arrest is MJ. Not highly trained spy Yelena, not a trickster god, but MJ.
Harley: Who do we call? I'd message Tony but I'm safer here.
Spidey: Can confirm.
Shuri: T'challa would freak and Okoye and mom would be so mad..
Yelena: Natasha might be angry. Just a bit.
Kate: No way in hell I'm calling Clint.
Loki: Mobius would act all disappointed. So would Thor. They'd make me feel bad. And Sylvie will set me on fire for not inviting her.
*They all stare at Steve. *
Steve: Why do you assume Bucky will help instead of laughing and hanging up?