#clint pls

[newagexheroes]

Clint --> Open

Clint: I woke up in the bathroom of a Manhattan skyscraper

Clint: You wouldn't happen to know how I got here would you?

[the-faultofdaedalus]

dumb au: 616 characters watch mcu CW, everyone (who has been in an alt dimention or the savage land, or something) wonders how the FUCK this could’ve happened, who said this was ok, ect

the consensus? it’s clint’s fault

[itishighitisfar]

Tanaka reacts to Frazier's ridiculous error in the outfield

[nedfuckindiscretionchicanejr]

HC that Ned's real surname is Mosche

[endedbysam]

Clint would be the person that if someone he was fighting with took off their shirt, he would pick it up and put it on himself

[greatcstarcher]

Clint’s half asleep on Kate’s couch. “Katie— do you ever think about the pigeons. and how, we, humans— abandoned them.” He rolls to one side, blanket over his head like a hood. “do you think Lucky would hate one? If we gotta pigeon.” // @broarrow

@broarrow

kate was looking over at him with a glass of chocolate milk in her hands. "if you're asking if we could get a pigeon, i will have to say no. and also... please go to bed. we can talk about them in the morning and how i prefer them over bitch ass seagulls."

[weunite]

@bowslingers asked: “the dog, for all his failings, did not do that and i’m taking it personally on his part that you’re trying to claim he did.” ( for nat, in defence of lucky)

Natasha   arched   an   eyebrow,   arms   crossed   as   she   leaned   against   the   doorway,   one   foot   lazily   crossed   over   the   other.   She   hadn’t   even   said   it   was   Lucky   who’d   knocked   over   the   coffee   mug,   just   raised   the   question   with   a   knowing   look.   But   here   Clint   was—already   leaping   to   the   dog’s   defense   like   Lucky   had   taken   a   bullet   for   him.   Again.

“He   eats   pizza   off   the   floor,”   she   said   dryly,   her   lips   twitching.   “He   stole   my   sandwich   last   week,   Clint.   I   watched   him   do   it,   and   he   looked   me   dead   in   the   eyes   like   it   was   his   birthright.”   She   stepped   forward,   folding   her   arms   a   little   tighter.   “I’m   just   saying,   if   the   mug   mysteriously   ends   up   shattered   and   there’s   a   suspicious   trail   of   dog   slobber   nearby—maybe   we   don’t   rule   out   the   four-legged   suspect.

”But   then   she   paused,   softened   just   enough   to   let   her   voice   drop   with   amusement.   “Still.   It’s   cute   that   you’re   taking   it   personally   on   behalf   Lucky   who   would   leave   you   in   the   dust   if   I   had   a   slice   of   pepperoni   in   my   hand.”   She   smirked,   stepping   around   the   couch   to   ruffle   Lucky’s   ears.   “But   fine.   I’ll   blame   the   wind.   Or   gravity.   Or   maybe   your   aim,   since   you   left   the   mug   on   the   edge   of   the   table.”

[normaltothemax]

Out-of-Context Discord Sentences "Never assume I can't be hornier." (Trickheaven for Clint 😭)

“Duly noted. Let me know if you ever wanna do something about that.” Paired with a cheeky wink and a click of his tongue.

@trickheaven (x)