[Tommy joins the call with Techno and HBomb.]
Techno: “—looo.”
Hbomb: “Hello. Boys!”
Tommy: [laughs] “You did your greeting, didn’t you? Where you go ‘Hallooo.’”
[Hbomb laughs]
Techno: “Hullooo.”
for someone with such a common name, tommy really doesn’t handle it well
timestamps and transcript:
7:06 Tubbo Completely Destroys His New Room
Tubbo: “Who’s— Tommy’s spamming something.”
Teagan: “He wants to know who the other guy is. Tom.”
Tubbo: “This is Tom. You are Tommy, this is Tom. The more improved, streamlined, minimalistic version of you.”
[Teagan laughs]
Tubbo: “He also has a red top. I know.”
Tom: “Does the other Tom have red tops?”
Tubbo: “He does. He does.”
Tom: “Oh.”
Teagan: “They’re all going on about how TommyInnit’s jealous.”
Tubbo: “Is he jealous?”
Teagan: “Yeah, jealous because you replaced him with a better Tom.”
Tubbo: “You always have to have a replacement because the first one might break down eventually of old age. So, you should always have a backup.”
1:56:00 Tommy Reacts To Minecraft 1.19 Update
Tommy: (blasting the Able SIsters) “Who is Adult Tommy? Who is Adult Tommy?”
Phil: “Adult Tommy?”
Tommy: “WHO’S ADULT TOMMY? Who is this other Tommy?!”
Phil: (laughing) “American Adult Tommy?”
Tommy: “Get Adult Tommy right now!”
Phil: “Get Adult Tommy right now, you say?”
Tommy: “Get Adult Tommy!”
Phil: “Alright, hold on.” (shouting to other room) “Tommy!”
Child Tommy: “No! That’s my name!”
Phil: “Other Tommy wants to see you! Child Tommy wants to see you!
Child Tommy: “I’M NOT FUCKING— I’M ADULT TOMMY!”
Phil: “So loud.”
Child Tommy: “I— No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They added mud, Phil, this is my day, you will not— Put the headphones on! Put me headphones on to Adult Tommy.”
[Child Tommy stops the Able Sisters]
Adult Tommy: “Hello Tommy.”
Child Tommy: “Adult Tommy.”
Adult Tommy: “This is Adult Tommy.”
Child Tommy: “Don’t—Don’t give any— Can Phil hear me?”
Adult Tommy: “No.”
Child Tommy: “Kay, don’t give any notion to Phil of what I’m going to say.” [resumes the Able Sisters] “I’m going to kill you if you don’t change your name.”
what i can only assume is a mixture of business skills, fighting with his words, and tommyinnit’s canonical puppy eyes in action plus a single bonus smpearth clip because frick you its my compilation i get to put smpe in if i want
timestamps and transcript:
1:11:53 TommyInnit fights with Purpled, Tubbo & Fundy
Tommy: “Order! Silence in the court. I hereby declare you no longer a judge, please sit over there.”
Tubbo: “Fine.”
Tommy: “Now, Purpled, here’s what’s going to happen. Wha—”
[Tubbo walks over to the other side of the courtroom, places a stone step, and sits down. Tommy silently laughs.]
Tommy: “Now, Purpled, here’s what’s gonna happen—”
Tubbo: “Wait, what? Wait, how has this happened?”
1:20:27 1:24:51 TommyInnit & Quackity Do a Heist
Tommy: “You got robbed, bitch!”
[Eret hits him with his sword, taking half his health]
Tommy: “Please don’t kill me though.”
Eret: “Tommy. Can I have my stuff back?”
Tommy: “Alright. You got some food for me? I’m really struggling.”
Eret: “I’ve some carrots. Friendship carrots.” [throws him carrots] “There you go.”
Tommy: “Yeah, yeah, thanks, here you go.” [tosses him one of thirteen enchanting books] “Good day.”
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Tommy: “Alright, I’m gonna keep knockback two, power four for effort.” [crosses his fingers] “‘Cause I robbed you.”
[Eret hits him with his sword]
Tommy: “Please don’t kill me. I’m really, really low on HP.”
Eret: [laughs] “I’d quite like my book back.”
Tommy: “You’re not even gonna use it.”
Eret: “Probably not.”
Tommy: “Just for ef—participation.”
Eret: “Fine, I’ll give you this one since you’ve given back all my stuff.”
Tommy: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, bitch.”
54:35 TommyInnit & Technoblade take Antfrost hostage
Tommy: “Hand it [Antfrost’s armor] to me now.”
[Antfrost takes off all his armor and throws it to Tommy]
Tommy: “Oh, wow. That—That was— You really— Oh, wow, you just—”
Techno: “You’re a very persuasive guy, Tommy.”
Tommy: “Okay. Come with us, Antfrost!”
[Antfrost follows]
35:32 TommyInnit, Dream, & Technoblade Team Up
Tommy: “So what I’m thinking, Skeppy, is— I can’t believe— I can’t believe you didn’t convince me to stop drowning, I convinced you to start drowning. Like, that— I’m so good with my words. Holy shit. Holy shit.”
Skeppy: “To be fair, how’s he done that?”
27:10 Tommy's Last Night on the Dream SMP
Tommy: “Okay, anyway, but thank you so much for this. Listen, I’ll make amends, uh, provided I don’t die tomorrow.”
Techno: “Wait, what did you take?” [laughs] “What did you take from my base?”
Tommy: “Not a lot, really. Not a lot.”
Techno: “Wait, can I get, like, a list?”
Tommy: “Uhh, potions, primarily. And pearls.”
Techno: “Bruhhh.”
Tommy: “Yeah, ‘bruhh,’ me too. That’s how I felt if I die tomorrow, Techno, this might be my last night. It was lovely seeing your base and the home that we used to share together. Me and you, we’ve really come a long way. I’m gonna leave now.”
[Techno laughs]
1:20:02 Sam Is The Villain?
Tommy: “Give me the rest [of the hearts of the sea]. Give me the rest. Give me the fucking rest.”
Eret: “I’m honestly impressed.”
Tommy: “Give me two more. Give me two more.”
Eret: “Two more?”
Tommy: “I’ll fucking...” [headbutts her]
Eret: “Okay, Tommy, we can come to a compromise. We can come to a compromise. Alright?” [opens her enderchest] “One more.” [she throws Tommy one more heart of the sea]
Tommy: (picking it up) “Okay.”
Eret: “You happy with that?”
Tommy: “Mhm. Thank you.”
Eret: “Pleasure doing business with you. Even though I’ve got nothing in return.”
Tommy: “Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure doing business with you too, Eret. You owe me.”
1:23:07 Sam Is The Villain?
Tommy: (doing drug deal with Puffy) “Three, two, one.”
[He throws Puffy kelp as she throws him five diamonds]
Puffy: “Ah, this is the shit right here. This is some good— Ah.”
Tommy: “Yes, and I know that because I’ve done drugs.”
35:36 Tommy Is Back Streaming
Tommy: (doing drug deal with Ponk) “I’ll drop you one, you drop me— There’s thirty-nine diamonds per one, yeah?”
[Ponk drops 11 blocks of diamonds to Tommy]
Tommy: (quietly) “Oh shit, okay. How many is that? Nine times three. Twenty-seven.” (loudly) “Yep!”
[Ponk drops him seven more diamond blocks]
Tommy: “Ponk your maths is incredible. Your maths. I’ve never met a man...”
Ponk: “Thank you.”
[He drops him 14 more diamond blocks, a total of 33, as Tommy’s get wider and wider]
40:51 Tommy Is 17 Now
Tommy: “Aw, this is my worst birthday ever.” [crouching in front of Ranboo] “Ranboo, I’m doing the puppy eyes at you.”
Tubbo: “Give him TNT.”
Ranboo: (nodding at Tommy) “Awwwwww.” [He drops him a golden apple] “Wow, that works really— What was that? That was just involuntary, my god. He’s good.”
Tommy: “Ranboo. Oh, Ranboo. Have you got any water bucket?”
Ranboo: “I— I do, yeah. Yeah, I do.”
Tommy: “The minors want TNT.”
Ranboo: (tossing Tommy a bucket) “Oh, wait a sec, what the heck. He’s so good. Wait, he’s really good at this, what the heck is going on?”
Tommy: “Yeah!”
42:55 Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy, Tubbo’s Stream April 22nd
Tommy: “Do you want one of my codfish?”
Ghostbur: “Yeah.”
Tommy: “Too bad. Gonna cost you.”
Ghostbur: “How much?”
Tommy: “Uhh, what’s the most valuable thing you got on you.”
Ghostbur: “Uhhh, I have a netherite pickaxe with efficiency four, mending, silk touch...”
Tommy: “Yep! Yep! Yep! Okay, I’ll give you five codfish for that.”
Ghostbur: “Okay.”
Tubbo: “Codfish should be our national currency.”
Tommy: “Oh. Yep, okay. That works.”
Ghostbur: “Thank you.”
Tommy: “No worries.”
Tubbo: “Wow.”
Ghostbur: “Tubbo, I just got a great deal.”
8:49 I Upset Wilbur In Minecraft And It Was Hilarious
Tommy: “I took a book, if that’s cool with you.”
James: “That’s alright, yeah.”
Tommy: (surprised) “Oh. Oh. Nice.”
James: “What book was it.”
Tommy: [checks inventory] “Oh, wait. Wrong book. Sorry.” [He goes back]
James: “Did you want the mending book?”
Tommy: “No, I already have mending books.”
James: “Did you want the protection book?”
Tommy: “I stole wrong.”
James: “That’s fine.”
Tommy: “I’m not the best criminal, you know?”
James: “That’s fine.”
Tommy: “I’m still getting my feet on the ground.”
James: “Look, man, you want anything, you just got to ask. You don’t need to steal. It’s okay.”
Tommy: “Sorry. Sorry. I’m too— I’m used to living the bad boy’s life.” [snickers]
James: “Yeah. It’s alright, man. You don’t have to be the bad guy. I’m here for you.”
Tommy: “Thank you, James. This is— This is what I needed.”
[Tommy stands at the base of one of Ponk’s lemon trees. Tubbo looks down at him from the top.]
Tommy: “How did I do it wrong? You did it wrong.”
[Tubbo jumps off the lemon tree.]
Tubbo: “Catch me!”
[He lands on the same block as Tommy who places water to catch him. They both shriek.]
Tommy: “What the—?
Tubbo: “What?!”
Tommy: “Oh my god!”
33:25 last stream from my bedroom ever ;)
[Tommy stands on top of a cobblestone platform in the sky. Tubbo is on the ground below him.]
Tubbo: “Okay, well, don’t clog my toilet next time.”
Tommy: “Catch me!”
[Tommy jumps through a hole in the platform.]
Tubbo: “Okay!”
[Tommy MLG’s waters onto the block where Tubbo is as Tubbo punches the air and shouts, simulating him catching Tommy.]
Tommy: “Ah, well done! Well done, king.”
you can actually see his world crumbling down around him
timestamps and transcript:
26:26 Wilbur is Revived
Wilbur: “I didn’t actually really care about L’Manburg. I just cared about, you know, sticking it to the man. Actually, I cared about L’Manburg for the sole reason that I could use it to stick it to the man. You’ve ever sticked it to the man, Tommy?”
Tommy: “...That’s not true.”
1:01:45 Doomsday
Dream: “If you win, you can have independence, okay? If you lose, you don’t get independence and I get Mellohi.”
[Tommy takes a breath and turns to look at L’Manburg. He turns back to Dream.]
Tommy: “The disc?”
[Tommy turns back to look at L’Manburg again. Wilbur, Tubbo, and Fundy stand off to the side.]
Tommy: “Deal.”
1:09:49 Doomsday
Tommy: “Okay, I’ll do this for L’Manburg, I’ll give you both of the discs, if you let us have our independence. Both of them.”
Dream: “Wait.”
Tommy: “Cat and Mellohi.”
Dream: “That is a very, very interesting deal. That is very selfless of you, those are your discs.”
Tommy: “For L’Manburg, you know? For Wilbur. For Tubbo. Not for Eret! You know what— Okay. The two discs from our war. From our war, Dream. Alright, this was me and you. This was our fight, alright? Negotiate. We don’t have to get any lawyers involved. I’ll give you both my discs and in return you grant us, Wilbur’s town, independence.”
37:59 Tommy’s Dream SMP is Obliterated
Tommy: (watching L’Manburg blowing up) “Wilbur! That was my last memory of Wilbur. Of the real Wilbur.”
44:38 Tommy Is Betraying Tubbo
Tommy: “Technoblade, L’Manburg is my unfinished symphony.”
27:16 Wilbur is Revived
Tommy: “You never cared about L’Manburg?”
Wilbur: “Look, I did— Oh, okay, I said it wrong.”
Tommy: “I thought it was your unfinished symphony.”
Wilbur: “I did care about L’Manburg, but I cared about it for... you would call it the wrong reasons, but I— I— I don’t know.”
