#clivesdale

[welladjustedgirly]

just remembered that Emma died in Clivesdale, poor woman. Truly one of the worst ever fates of anyone in the Hachetverse.

[asterriterri]

I like to think that no one in Clivesdale hates Hatchetfield and when someone mentions hatchetfield they say shit like "Love Hatchetfield, love them straight to heaven, sweethearts ☺️💕"

[regalileo]

shocked that at the end of TGWDLM Clivesdale was mourning Hatchetfield, that absolutely would not go both ways and it is funnier to imagine this is a very one sided rivalry

[thepromisedbride]

i would love to see some actual clivesdale presence in hatchetfield just to find out specifically what’s wrong with them. can’t decide if it’s funnier if they’re a genuinely nice town with no idea about the rivalry or if it’s a desert bluffs situations where they’re actually way more fucked up

[moonmoonthecrabking]

everyone in hatchetfield just shits on clivesdale but what if clivesdale just. Does Not Care about them. like the nighthawks vs chemists is The Big Game for hatchetfield but the clivesdale team count it as an average game or an easy win. they cancel their honey festival equivalent because their economy has just gotten too broad to support it.

[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected

[hyper-alice]

did anyone else just assume Clivesdale never hated Hatchetfield? Because I always just kinda assumed they liked Hatchetfield based on the end of TGWDLM, like Night Vale vs Desert Bluffs or Dog River vs Wullerton one-sided rivalries. But I keep seeing people saying “what if Clivesdale doesn’t hate Hatchetfield” and I thought it was just common knowledge??

[scarlett-clivesdale-crane]

Oh, wow! Another Clivesdale citizen! Hello hello, how are you? I see you also like to visit our sister-city of Hatchetfield. Do you have any good places to recommend? I’m new to these parts and I’m looking for some fun haunts.

{ @a-regular-clivesdale-citizen }

?! Fellow chemist hi hi hi!

This is my.. first time visiting, actually so im not sure on some good places around here yet. 💞 oh, oh- We could explore the place together!

Alot of people ive asked so far only give me restaurant recommendations, though.

"fun haunts"? are you a ghostbuster?