The Greek gods as reality TV series (involving a lot of Tasha googling if things exist internationally and then probably ignoring it)
Zeus: Too Hot to Handle (loses a lot of money)
Hera: Temptation Island (gets cheated on in a massive scandal)
Poseidon: Ex on the Beach (look what do you want from me)
Demeter: Long Lost Family (it's mean ik)
Hestia: She probably would appear as someone's aunt cos none of the kids wanna invite Zeus as their family... come on Hestia isn't doing reality we all know this XD
Hades: Zeus signed him up for Make Love Fake Love with Persephone. Hades gave himself away like first episode cos he forgot he's not allowed to say he has a wife.
Athena: Who wants to be a millionaire (wins obviously)
Hephaestus: Fixer Upper as Host
Aphrodite: Bachelorette (it was an emotional time and everyone was screaming at her about the red flags)
Ares: Fame Fighting
Apollo: Olympus got Talent (gets the Zayn Malik treatment and will never stop being bitter about it)
Artemis: Survivor (gets voted off for being a strong player)
Hermes: The Traitors (we don't talk about this)
Dionysus: Love Island (they have alcohol and parties *shrugs* Actually Dio probably has most reality experience cos it fits his vibe)
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@moo-llenium this seems like a post i should tag you on ;)
