#clou.valveplug

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sunder and thundercracker stressing each other out every time they interface during the war by going “oh hope we don’t get walked in on”

there is a minuscule chance of being walked in on at any given time they do this because they’re both smart enough to ensure what they’re doing stays private but it’s just funny to them to stress each other our at any given moment

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wherewithal covered in paint transfers sitting slumped in the corner of sunders lab with transfluid alllll over him and every time he finally has the energy to stand up sunder walks on over and bends wherewithal over for another round

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on top of paint transfers i imagine sunder would leave scratches all over whoever he interfaces with—he is so sharp and pointy

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sunder chronically talks all interface but it’s the most useless information “you take my spike so well” like yeah sure i bet wherewithal finds that really useful right n— wherewithal instantly overloads 57 times

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every cybertronian ever is better than me because if i were a cybertronian i wouldn’t be able to hold back if i were even on the same planet as rodimus I’d be sticking my spike down his intake in an instant </3

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i headcanon that a transformers valve will have like a surprisingly high volumetric capacity for safety reasons and that the calipers measure the size of whatever they’re taking at the moment and automatically adjust the size of the valve to minmax enjoyment for all involved

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woah who left those three alone in a room together

comedically intense overload with transfluid everywhere version below the cut

i may not be able to draw faces, or humans, or genitalia, or transformers tbh, or—

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sunder and thundercracker roleplaying an interrogation scene but thundercracker overloads the second sunder grinds against him because the roleplay dirty talk was that good