#1 sundercrackal shipper

I'm so freaky (wherewithal is an oc)

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HI HELLO

this is a valveplug blog:: ageless and minors please dni

i am CLOU as in it is derived from cloud in terms of pronunciation

i'm 18+ of age and would inappropriately touch so many transformers if only given the chance. please consider sending an ask of any kind, not just exclusive to my freak behaviors. i don't use pronouns, but due to grammatical difficulties the occasional anything but they/them can slide

additional about me + tags&etc under the cut

:: i headcanon transformers are an asexual species, but sometimes it’s more fun to make them grind on each others gears

:: transformers all have both spikes and valves sorry that’s just the best version although -> i appreciate plugnplay and other types just as much as sticky

:: i know less and more about transformers than you think i do

:: may occasionally drop a regular non transformers nsft post but don't hold your breath, attempting to contain those

YES:: i’m alright with plenty of things, case by case basis at worst if it’s truly out there

EHH:: human x transformer pairings aren’t my thing

NO:: no underage, no scat/piss/related/physically dirty(?), no mechpreg/pregnancy

i understand that people will interact regardless of if the content they have is something i fw, so please do not excessively interact if you know i wouldn't like you

NSFT tags:: #clou.valveplug #clou.freaky #clou.sundercrackerXXX #clou.sundercrackalXXX #clou.robofreak #clou.sunderXXX #clou.thundercrackerXXX #clou.wherewithalXXX #clou.reblogXXX

TRANSFORMERS tags: #clou.transformers #clou.sundercracker #clou.sundercrackal #clou.sunder #clou.thundercracker #clou.wherewithal

OTHER tags:: #clou.lore #clou.normal #clou.art #clou.reblog

any additional tag use is pretty self explanatory, but these are just some dedicated tags i’ve got laying around

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sunder and thundercracker stressing each other out every time they interface during the war by going “oh hope we don’t get walked in on”

there is a minuscule chance of being walked in on at any given time they do this because they’re both smart enough to ensure what they’re doing stays private but it’s just funny to them to stress each other our at any given moment

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::sorry about going away for several months:: some guy in the valveplug tag inspired me to go on an actual porn detox for at minimum a month. they were like me if i had the smallest difference in fetishes or kinks,, really gave me some perspective.

::anyways i am now back from that impromptu journey and i look forward to writing about transformers having the craziest interface ever!! they will be getting so nasty!

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sunders servos are so large,, taking two of his digits is basically double penetration at that point

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on top of paint transfers i imagine sunder would leave scratches all over whoever he interfaces with—he is so sharp and pointy

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sunder chronically talks all interface but it’s the most useless information “you take my spike so well” like yeah sure i bet wherewithal finds that really useful right n— wherewithal instantly overloads 57 times

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sunder riding thundercracker so hard that one of their hip joints snap (hint: thundercracker is not escaping this encounter uninjured)

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every cybertronian ever is better than me because if i were a cybertronian i wouldn’t be able to hold back if i were even on the same planet as rodimus I’d be sticking my spike down his intake in an instant </3

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sunder in the washracks together with thundercracker send tweet

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i headcanon that a transformers valve will have like a surprisingly high volumetric capacity for safety reasons and that the calipers measure the size of whatever they’re taking at the moment and automatically adjust the size of the valve to minmax enjoyment for all involved

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sunder and thundercracker doing it nasty style in the decepticon air base cause sunder has a jet alt

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my nebulous little au where sundercrackal are happy and in love

sunder is suspiciously sweet on wherewithal compared to literally every other mech he’s interacted with

back during the war other mechs were kind of concerned for wherewithal’s well being but he’s never looked more. alive. he never acted as much in the first place in anymechs recent memory, but his paint is being touched up every now and again and he’s clearly being regularly buffed and polished, though it’s unclear if he’s doing it himself or if it’s being done for him

(it’s the later. sunder is doting on him)

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::i’m not a bot by the way I’m just a little extremely eager to share my bullshit with the internet after making this blog as a treat to myself

::i swore i’d never post like. p*rn on the internet but i’m obsessed with fucking wherewithal into the stratosphere and also i had an insane weekend i needed something to make me happy after all that happened

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wherewithal gets a mod so that way he doesn’t risk getting hurt on sunders massive spike but now when sunder fills him up there’s a bulge where the tip of sunders spike presses at its deepest and sunder thinks it’s the best thing to happen since the war ended because now he can press down on it and really make sure wherewithal feels every inch of him.

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wherewithal speaks so little without prompting that thundercracker becomes more accustomed to hearing interface related noises out of him than actual words

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tfone au and they’re doing it in wherewithal’s coghole

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woah who left those three alone in a room together

comedically intense overload with transfluid everywhere version below the cut

i may not be able to draw faces, or humans, or genitalia, or transformers tbh, or—