Warnings: You can tell from the title. Proceed with caution
Rating: NSFW under the cut
(I am so sorry. Or am I?)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Please teach him. No, I’m serious. He doesn’t know what the fuck that is. It’s gonna be a rough start at first but he’ll soon get the hang of it. Just try and be patient with him, okay?
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On him, he likes his arms. I mean have you seen them?! He’s got guns man! On you, he likes your ass. He’s an ass man and you can’t convince me otherwise.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He really likes to cum in you however his cum is not that thick. But it’s not too watery either. It’s right in the middle.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’ll never admit it, but he secretly wants to get fucked in the dress he wore in the game. Once again, he’ll never admit it and will take it to his grave.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He kind of knows what he’s doing. With all the shit he went through, he didn’t have a lot of partners.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Since he’s an ass man, he likes any position where he can get a good view of your ass. That includes doggy style, reverse cowgirl, etc.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Yeah...you’re not getting any goofiness out of him during sex. He thinks it’s weird when it’s supposed to be romantic (for the most part)
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
The carpet definitely matches the drapes. And he tries to keep it trimmed down there but not fully bare. He’s had some bad experiences in the past.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He tries so hard to be romantic but it doesn’t always go as planned and it’s so fucking cute. We must protect this man at all costs!
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Like all of the other characters that I’ve done this for, he does it when he misses you. But the first time however, he didn’t really know what to do. He’s trying guys, okay? Give him a break
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
It’s gonna take a lot of patience and experience with him, but here’s what I think his kinks would be:
daddy/sir kink
shibari/bondage
blindfolds
pet play
brat taming
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Sorry honey, it’s gonna be strictly in the bedroom.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Be a brat. Do it. I dare you. Push his buttons so that he tosses you over his shoulder with those guns of his and tames the fuck out of you.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s still a sweet boy so nothing that really hurt you. Spanking’s okay but anything more than that is a no-no
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
While he does love eating you, he LOVES seeing you suck his cock. Especially when you try and take him all the way but choke and gag on it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
The first time you guys had sex, he was super gentle but after gaining experience he’ll go ham on you. Have fun!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Oh he fucking loves them! Especially if he has to leave for a mission! He’ll quickly take off your clothes and just go crazy, calling you his needy pet.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He’s okay with experimenting position wise but when it comes to toys, no fucking way! He gets jealous of them and will show you just how good he is. When it comes to taking a risk, it’s also a no. Like I said, it’s gonna be strictly private between you two and he will never admit his dirty secret.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Oh he can go for a long time and will probably go the whole night. Even if you’re a brat. So be a brat!
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Like I said in R, he does not like toys. He will get jealous and show you just how good he is without them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh yeah. Definitely. Whether it’s because you’re a brat or not, he will tease you and make you super needy.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He GROWLS!!! And boy does it sound like music to your ears!
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
There was one time Sephiroth joined in and let’s just say, the next time Cloud encounter him, it was really awkward.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
This man is packing and he doesn’t even realize it! 8 fucking inches with a really fat girth! This man is a fucking GOD!!!!!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He surprisingly has a steady sex drive after I literally just made him a whore.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He tries to stay awake as much as he can to make sure you’re fully asleep before falling asleep himself.
