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The Guidebook for Nu Suhthanahs

Ahem. Yes. Welcome to Orientation.

Please turn in your guidebooks to page 11, entitled “The South and Snow”. It should be after the section called, “How and When to Use Ya’ll”, and before the section titled, “The Difference Between Ice Tea, Sweet Tea, and Tea”.

I’ll start please follow along:

Feigned mass hysteria regarding snow is a venerable and deeply respected Southern tradition...”