Apr 29, 2025
*Organizing Thanksgiving dinner*
Abby: And Kevin, you can bring the mashed potatoes.
Kevin: I can do more than mashed potatoes!
Aaron: *Sarcastic* Sure you can.
Kevin: You’re damn right I can! I’m doing the turkey.
Abby: Kevin, honey, are you sure that’s a good idea…
Kevin: I’m doing the turkey!
*3 hours later*
Kevin: *Alone in a kitchen, desperately trying to stop more smoke from coming out of the oven* Hello? Butterball Hotline? If I cook the stuffing inside the turkey, is there a chance I could kill my guests? *Under his breath* Not that that’s necessarily a deal-breaker…
#kevin can’t cook but he also refuses to back down#they get Whole Foods turkey that Thanksgiving#Aaron is intolerably smug#none of the foxes let Kevin forget this ever#aftg#thanksgiving shenanigans#all for the game#aftg incorrect quotes#kevin day#clueless kevin#abby winfield#aaron minyard#andrew minyard#matt boyd#coach wymack#dan wilds#allison reynolds#nicky hemmick