#clumbsy

[caz66]

Woke up… fell down the stairs …. Can we can cancel today?

[pyrokineticqueen]

I’m not joking

I was basically taking out the dishwasher, and being a little annoyed as I was doing it because I was getting read to take a shower and relax a bit. It wasn’t the end of the world, but I’m not in the best place in life right now so I still mumbled some complains, just for my own ears. And my parents took this as an War Declaration. They said I had no right to complain, and got mad. 

Especially when I accidently broke a bowl. 

“WOW, YOU MUST THINK YOU’RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US, LIKE IMMA BREAK A BOWL TO MAKE MY PARENTS MAD CAUSE THEY SUCK SO MUCH YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH WE DO FOR YOU, GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE!”

The heck? Did you ever think that I dropped that bowl, maybe because- I’m clumbsy? That I didn’t mean to drop it? No, that’s not it, I definitely did it to piss you off. Because everything revolves around you, of course. 

Alright. So apparently I’m not allowed to be clumbsy anymore.

 Add that to the fact that I’m not allowed to be angry because you always are and you deserve to have me listen to all of your complains and if ever I dare to share my pain, I’m being a selfish brat. 

Let’s also forget that I have anger issues and say that I’m an insolent teenager who always disrespects people instead (cause it’s not like I get disrespected all the time as well, obviously). 

Of course none of this has to do with how my parents raised me, I must have just spent too much time of my phone. 

[mkittybug]

Well not exactly

[marietj79]

I always say how clumsy I am!! Well I’ve done it again!! I may lose my toenail this time!! My poor pinky toe is so swollen but the nail on my big toe is my concern!! #clumbsy #hazardtomyself #klutz #accidentprone https://www.instagram.com/p/CDjkp4HA4Sx/?igshid=1o90fc5tibjd2

[chadtheartist]

#clumbsy #butterfingers #slippedrightthroughmyfingers (at Gulfport, Mississippi) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1uaOIvgdMB/?igshid=v1lbb1ihj1p1

[fmrcheerios]

If everything falls I can always make a sitcom or reality show of my life.

😂😂😂

[rosesutherlandwrites]

HAHAHAHAHA hey kids guess who is supposed to run a 5k road race this morning and

Just SLAMMED all her toes into a chair while getting out her runners, breaking a toe?

JFC i can’t wait to limp into that beer tent.

[fliptfitness]

Doing gymnastics, flips, handstands, and being upside down a lot of my life people tell me I should have good balance...but that is not even close to true😂 I can do flips and hold a handstand for ridiculously long amounts of time but once my feet are on the ground I’m an absolute clown🤪 Tripping myself, dropping stuff, spilling things...yknow..I’m THAT guy😂But I have fun doing me and that’ll never change! . . . . . . . . #clumbsy #backflip #gymnastics #lifestyle #getflipt (at Venice, California)