A cautionary tale:
me: Lucifer pls help me with this thing
Lucifer: no. You need to take a break
me: >:(
me: …. *whispers* Hermes… pls help me with this thing…
Hermes: Didn’t Lucifer say no
me: …. pls
Hermes:😮😧😯 … ohhhhhh I’m telling
me: NO WAIT
Hermes: oooh … I’m telling on you 🫢
me: PLEASE
Hermes: 🏃💨















