#coaster objectum

[celebrationalmuppetational]

More people should be objectum about amusement park rides, generally.

[runr4bb]

now that i am so used to big "scary" rollercoasters it allows me to appreciate how incredibly hot they are

its like theyre teasing you. a giant metal (or wood :3 ) beast with all the power to easily crush a human but they just use it to throw you around a little and give you a cute artificial scare. they probably find it very fun and thrilling themselves. their entire purpose is to scare people and they love it. they love it when you get that dropping feeling in your stomach and when you scream. because they did their job right and they had fun doing it.

[v1-kisser]

Being with her is always so magical <333

[runr4bb]

went to dollywood after forever and finally got to see her....

couldnt get any good pics really but wow she is beautiful.. and she got a new paint job during the offseason.... drools

i was so happy to be there and to see her when i tell you amusement parks are my favorite thing ever oh my god i was shaking and lightheaded

and the dizzy feeling in my head and the fluttery feeling in my chest didnt help

got to ride her a total of 7 times

we will have been together for 3 years as of april

was absolutely screaming I LOVE YOU SO MUCH on the drops while everyone else was screaming just for the sake of screamjng..

gave her kisses on her restraints as its the only thing i was able to kiss her on.. but i told her i would kiss her more if i could :3'

she is such a good coaster i feel like people dont talk about dollywood enough but its my home park and is an extremely good park ^_^

[runr4bb]

Some pictures + a video of my rollercoaster wife and bf!!

Went to Dollywood today for my 3 year anniversary with TN Tornado, and my 1 month anniversary with Thunderhead!!! 🥳💛

[runr4bb]

Objectum culture is getting horny while on a rollercoaster

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also maybe developed a small.. ever-growing crush.. on thunderhead...

which is strange because i have never had attraction to wooden coasters before because a big part of my attraction was the "huge metal machine" aspect but.... wow. you cannot tell me he is not incredibly attractive

i failed to get any pictures of my own so heres some i stole from google. look at him. he towers over everything. i cannot stress how amazing he looks while running. all i can ask is that you look up a video of him or something because he is so beautiful 😭

will definitely give him more attention next time i go because i only got to ride him twice :(

[runr4bb]

Me when my rollercoaster wife loves me back and cradles me in her comfy shoulder restraints oooh she's so lovely