#cod texts

[cinnamorollcrybaby]

Texting the COD men that you can’t pay rent!

Tags: COD men x fem!Reader, smau, suggestive, nsfw on soap’s slide, cursing, mdni

An: Based off of the tiktok trend :3 I wanted to do this with JJK men, but I think the COD men make it even funnier. This is also my first COD smau. I went with the characters that I’m most comfortable portraying. lmk if you want to see more of them or someone else!

Incl - Ghost, König, Price, Keegan, Soap

[sh4rkkks]

𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ༒

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 ’𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭’ 𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

[superhoeva]

house call (+18): price (who doesn't believe in group chats) shares a video of you to his boys. (bonus: soap jerking off and texting at the same time)

(a/n: needed a brain break, so i tried this out for fun! don't know how many of these i'll do but i loved trying to capture their voices. hopefully, i'll get better at it for the next (?) one.)

© 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐚

[vaquerolvr]

plushie violence

synopsis: the cod men abuse your plushies

ੈ✩‧₊˚gaz, ghost, soap, alejandro, rudy, graves, keegan

cw: none

an: lets ignore that it’s been over a month when i said a week…irl stuff got busy and my daredevil hyperfixation has been beating my ass 😔

masterlist

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

[calliesmau]

Wrong Pic, Right Pic

Roommate!AU

Summary: The title is self-explanatory.

Warnings: Suggestiveness. 

Starring: Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap. 

Kindly reminder: Sammy is Simon.

AN: Sorry for the delay. I’m currently drowning in work, but life is good. Enjoy! 

(Part 2 of Vicious Toxic Spit should come out tomorrow. I headcanon this SMAU as happening about 8 months after (?). But you do you.)

[starryylies]

Simon's texts with a brainrotted reader

posting this again lol

First time doing the text thingy so hope you guys like!

[decaffeinatedcandycane]

[witchthewriter]

𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘/ 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑲𝒐̈𝒏𝒊𝒈