some of my favorite moments from Jimmy's live stream
(only some bc i was watching it during a road trip and i fell asleep at some point rip)
Joel: *calls jimmy coddaddy in a book*
Jimmy, entranced: Coddaddy....I've never been a coddaddy. I've only ever been a cod father
chat(paraphrased): if anyone would have the right to call you coddaddy, it'd be SCott
Jimmy: yeah, SCott would probably call me that
Sausage: excuse me...COD daddy...there's a mesa behind Pearl's
Jimmy, checking twitter for #coddaddy: HOLY MOLY!
Jimmy: Right. Now I'm scared
Sausage: the third Joel in here is also called #coddaddy
Joel, turning around: look at this. those wings
Jimmy: oh yeah, they look good
Jimmy: that-- *laughs and flies away*
Jimmy: Man calls me cod daddy and then says, 'you see that ass?'
Jimmy: *about to go inside his house
Sign in front of his door: Home of the COD DADDY!
-Jimmy proceeds to walk into his house where there are cod daddy signs *everywhere*-
Sausage: hi excuse me, sorry to bother you. hi joel
Insurgency Gem vs Regime Joel
Gem: one of you needs to kill Joel soon. I miss my head
Jimmy: why would we kill JOel, we are all joel, joe is the best
Jimmy, outloud: money sign oh no. he's not paying me to say this i swear!
Gem: are you being held at gunpoint
Jimmy, outloud: no! ahahahahah *dead stare at camera*
Jimmy: no i promise we all love joel
(Jimmy whispers to gem: help me please)
Sausage: no killing joel! I'm in charge of protecting this man!!
Gem: you can close your eyes
Sausage: wait...you're supposed to be the peaceful one in this alliance!
-Smallishbeans has joined the game-
Joel: excuse me gem do you have something wrong with my regime
Gem: yeah im sick of seeing your face tbh
jimmy: oh no gem-- i mean joel. you're in for it now
Sausage: i don't not condone this
Joel: JoelGem I don't think that working is acceptable in the current government I'm running
Gem: hopefully it won't be a long government then
Joel: The Power of JOel is going to outlive us all, this is a regime I've put in place for future generations
Joel: and people who talk like you are talking now have gone missing in the past when they've said such joel slander
Gem: Gone missing eh? You don't scare me. fake news
Joel: yes. when is the last time you saw scott?
Sausage: *attempts to woo jimmy with a knitted scarf and gifts*
Sausage: *gives jimmy a spy glass*
Joel being demoted from Big Man Joel to small man joel
-Geminitay joined the game-
Sausage: JoeliniTAY is here
Jimmy: what's the worst thing you've done this week?
Jimmy: i stole a woman's flowers
Lizzie naming a panda 'cod' 🤝 Jimmy renaming a cod head to 'goat head'
