Feb 21, 2018
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my life is in shambles again cheers
Wanda is born, Pietro is not. Wanda lives a life haunted by her twin brother who never lived, whispered secrets warning her just in time to avoid slipping, avoid bullies, escape the rubble. The whispering voice leads her to the castle and out of the power of the sceptre her never-born twin is created - a half at last made whole. Superpowers optional.
Not up to usual scratch and VERY short, but I’m trying to get back on the horse and I’m a little bedridden today anyway SO:
Shadow
ALSO. Quickbird
I keep having little infinity war daydreams about WHAT IF we get a pietro resurection and WHAT IF he and sam have dialogue together and WHAT IF my crackship gains fans and then there’s something in the tag made by someone other than me. WHAT IF.
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Def Pietro are you kidding. basically “These are DISGUSTING.” “then why have you eaten fifteen of them?” “i’m going to cook them- maybe they will taste better” “they really won’t.”
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Probably pietro. they wouldn’t even notice most of the time EXCEPT when kerli climbs up on the bed and starts rubbing on pietro’s leg in THE MIDST of things and he freaks out. Which sam finds very funny, until next time he happens to look over and kerli is definitely WATCHING and that is just a mood killer of the weirdest kind.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Are you kidding me Sam Sam SAM. His account is just a mass compilation of Pietro at full speed losing control and running into things.
who breaks the most phones: Pietro. easy.
who dies first: excuse you i ship this nonsense only for smiles and snuggles and happiness JUST KIDDING i love pain. obviously pietro’s already dead in canon, but barring that whole situation, he DOES have healing capabilities and sam is very painfully human and would likely die of various naturally and unnatural causes much easier. pietro... he would struggle. but assuming he still had wanda, he’d manage.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: I was going to say pietro because of poor nutrition BUT i would imagine the increased metabolism/healing properties would probably extend to enzyme production so even if he was at one point, he probably isn’t with his powers? So Sam.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: it depends on who you ask. Both would say of the other “he thinks he’s funny but people only laugh to be polite”
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: they have the unique sleeping arrangement problem of sam being a back sleeper and pietro being a stomach sleeper, which means not much spooning, but stacking. Which is cute. When the person stacked on the other is perhaps a natasha sized person. But a pietro sized person could SUFFOCATE someone, so long story short, Pietro gets shoved off onto the floor as a matter of self preservation from time to time.
who uses the computer most: an actual computer- sam. He does all his taxes and banking and bills online and feels very productive and efficient when he can sit at a desk with his laptop and get his life in order. Pietro doesn’t use an actual computer often, but he’s been glued to his smartphone since he got it on joining the team.
I still miss my bitchy strung out hufflepuff son
and winterwitch bc u kno
You got it, toots!
Who is the most affectionate? It’s hard to say because they are both very... hesitant? But I’d say Bucky is probably more in need of affection while Wanda is the one to initiate it.
Big spoon/Little spoon? Bucky/Wanda
Most common argument? “What I am/what I deserve” V. “Who you really are/how happy you could be if you let yourself”
Favorite non-sexual activity? Sitting quietly with any activity that allows for casual touching that could, but doesn’t have to escalate.
Who is most likely to carry the other? Wanda tried to lift him with her powers but it kinda freaked him out so she doesn’t. Bucky has carried her but she’s uncomfortable with anyone doing that but Pietro.
What is their favorite feature of their partner’s? Her eyes- they understand but don’t pity. His palms- both of them.
What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other? Wanda withdraws at first and Bucky takes this as a sign she’s finally decided he’s unsafe to be around. but eventually she finds him again and explains what she is feeling and very forwardly asks him to explain his own feelings. it’s awkward and he shies away at first, but eventually it makes things better.
Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate? This is a fandom cliche at this point, but bucky calling her cute old-timey pet names like “doll” and “my girl” gets me every time. I also like the thought of wanda being teasingly formal and faux-innocent like “Mr. Barnes, are you flirting with me? Perish the thought- you’ll turn my pretty little head.”
Who worries the most? Bucky. I wouldn’t call Wanda’s thoughts “worry-” they are more complicated and guarded than that.
Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Wanda.
Who tops? They both like it when Bucky is in control in bed because it proves that she’s not afraid of him (to both of them) and that he trusts the things she asks for and tells him as true, even when most people never trust her word at face value. That being said, sometimes Wanda taking the reigns can ground him and give her a sense of control over something so strongly tied to her most volatile emotions.
Who initiates kisses? Wanda
Who reaches for the other’s hand first? Wanda. It’s an accident the first time and she cries for hours.
Who kisses the hardest? Wanda.
Who wakes up first? Bucky. They both wake in the night though.
Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? Bucky. He likes the quiet for the morning before other people or things complicate their time together. GREAT MORNING SEX COUPLE ALERT.
Who says I love you first? Bucky. In a moment of panic. Maybe on a mission. One of them hurt and he’s worried he might not get another chance.
Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?): Wanda. sometimes they are serious, but sometimes they’re cute dumb flirty things to make him smile even when she’s not around to see it.
Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first? Well, in a nice happy “everyone lives” au, Pietro is of course the first to know. In a canon universe tho, Bucky tells steve he’s starting to catch the dreaded feelings before he tells wanda.
What do their family/friends think of their relationship? Steve is just terribly happy that two people he cares about care about each other. But he’s still a little... nervous. They are both very volatile people and he doesn’t want anything getting set off. The rest of the team is even more nervous than Steve.
Who is more likely to start dancing with the other? Bucky asks her to dance and is surprised when she says she doesn’t really know any dances. She acts like it’s not a big deal, but then gets really excited when she sees a flyer for a local swing dance night and thinks it’s hilarious to bring him but it ends up being very fun.
Who cooks more/who is better at cooking? Wanda can cook a few things. Bucky can, but his dishes tend to be pretty boring. But they have fun trying to plan meals and try new things together. It’s a simple, safe activity that keeps them from getting too deep into their thoughts and spiraling.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? Wanda. Bucky’s got a couple old faithfuls from back in the day he busts out later, but initially it’s all her.
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times? Wanda. It is just a JOY to get Bucky all hot and bothered in public. And he loves it but also it’s maddening because that VOICE. That voice should be illegal.
Who needs more assurance? Hard to say. They both have different kinds of emotional neediness and they show it differently. Wanda needs him to always be accessible to her so she can be with him when she needs him, which doesn’t always work out with Bucky’s need to be alone. She likes her alone time too tho so she realizes it and is working on it. Bucky needs assurance that she’s with him or doing something because she WANTS to, not because she’s afraid and thinks HE wants it. He feels like this is probably very annoying to her at first, but actually it results in some very nice dirty talk where she gets to tell him exactly what she wants so he knows for sure and also it’s hot as hell so win-win really.
What would be their theme song? Is There Somewhere- Halsey or Sampson- Regina Spektor
Who would sing to their child back to sleep? Wanda- and it’s the only time she sings.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Bucky gets bad. Like right when he joined the team bad. Steve tries to cheer him up and distract him, but he just withdraws and goes off on his own. Wanda tries to keep track of him in her mind but gets distracted.
one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart: they have a HIGH potential of hurting one another and everything going south REAL fast.
one headcanon about this OTP that mends it: Really, REALLY good rough sex to old 40s love ballads with her stockings still on.
I’m having wine coolers and memes for dinner and none of you stopped me this is on you
dude give me all the winterwitch headcanons
In regards to what? I did some meme ones the other day. But just in general:
Before they talk much as teammates, Steve gives them each a lowdown on one another so they know what to expect. Bucky has a page in his journal for each of the Avengers. Wanda’s has details like “from a fake country (sokovia did not exist when Bucky last learned geography), can look in your head, HAD a twin, not okay.” Wanda’s list is more mental but pretty consistent: “old as steve, likes fried food and carnival games, was made to do things, not alright.”
For the meme: Clint and natasha. Or bucky and Wanda (cause I ship that so hard).
WHAT ABOUT BOTH MON BRO
Clintasha:
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Too easy- Clint.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Clint
Who starts the tickle fights: Clint
Who starts the pillow fights: Natasha, usually after refusing to engage in a tickle fight, lulling him into a false sense of security before she strikes
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: both, depending on the situation. both have caught the other in the act and both denied it.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: Clint
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Natasha
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Both. It’s a competition. Nat’s winning tho
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Natasha
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Clint
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Clint. Pizza and beer by candlelight is their fave <3
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Natasha
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Clint
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Clint
Winterwitch ((ME TOO FAM ME TOO)):
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Wanda. She gets distracted by her thoughts. A lot.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Bucky that cheeseball took a girl to a science fair for a first date he’s like forever 14.
Who starts the tickle fights: Bucky. They get sexy really fast tho so everyone wins.
Who starts the pillow fights: Bucky.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Both. Bucky has a very cute sleeping face, Wanda has a terrible sleeping face. Like that cat in japan.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: Bucky.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Bucky. Because one time he over reacted with his prosthetic trying to turn it off and broke the whole kitchen.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Hard to say. Bucky’s got a couple, but early on Wanda flirted by loudly saying “Are you flirting with me, Sergeant Barnes?” to basically anything he said to her directly amongst the larger group to make him uncomfortable and it was gold. Wanda Maximoff school of flirting: accuse THEM of flirting until they finally actually do it.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Bucky. It calms him to have simple tasks. Wanda rearranges them in an order that only makes sense toher.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Both.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Wanda lives for candles so basically they are always burning no matter what.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Bucky. Wanda’s considering just getting someone to go over them permanently when he does something she likes.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Wanda. Usually not magnets tho. Scarves and jewelry.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Bucky. He thinks they are hilarious.