#coding joke

[sylvieshadow]

[potatopossums]

Bonus Round:

#!/usr/bin/env python3

SCORE_MAP = {

"inattentive": 600,

"adhd": 4500,

"questioning aro-spec": 2500,

"abandonment issues": 3500

}

ME = [

"inattentive",

"adhd",

"questioning aro-spec",

"abandonment issues"

]

def bonusRound(bonusScore):

if bonusScore > 9000:

print("I need a hug")

if __name__ == "__main__":

score = sum((SCORE_MAP.get(attribute, 0) for attribute in ME))

bonusRound(score)

# I need a hug

[nixcraft]

me_irl

[codingflumps]

>"you're not allowed to use x function in your program because that's too easy, come up with the implementation yourself" me: *realises implementation is open source so just looks at source code for x function and copies and changes it*

[webdesigndiaries]

Complaining about your code to somebody is great because either you get even more pissed just thinking about it or you figure out how to solve your problem. 

[nixcraft]

Therapist: tell me more about it...

Me: the human psyche was written in perl, and no one commented their damn code.

Therapist: What?

(PS: You can replace Perl with Java/JavaScript/PHP or any other programming language you hate from the bottom of your heart. LOL)

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

always appreciate the little things

[aelusnovaamora]

queer == true