my body journal

the candid intersection of my k!nky queerness, health & healing, and adulthood

[potatopossums]

Image ID:

A gif with sparkly, colorful text reads, "I do not want TERFs or radfems to interact with my posts at all."

A second gif reads, "nbphobes DNI."

[eldritchbauble]

Thank you for not being ageist.

[potatopossums]

being aro is wishing ur friends platonically marry u so u could hang out forever

[swordsman-jing-ke]

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[stemmonade]

Help A (newly-married) Black Trans Couple Find Stability

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new month, same overall sitch; my wife is employed but makes piss poor wages and cannot cover our living expenses in full even at full time hours. we are behind on rent and regularly at risk of losing our home, and it takes everything i have to even make these posts, much less work a job.

my wife's links and my pay links are here | we also have patreon, ko-fi (not rly preferred) and a registry. reblogging this post (WITH NO TAGS UNLESS FOR ACCESSIBILITY) *and* donating even a little if you can helps.

[stemmonade]

5/19

$0/$344.91 for rent (18 days past due)

$0/$80 (for food)

damn it kinda feels like ppl saw we were almost there and stopped chipping in 😰 (funds should be sent To My Wife but any funds sent to me towards rent must have a house emoji in the payment note or else it goes towards our many other bills and expenses). would really like to be able to pay my fucking rent soon so i can begin the task of begging to pay next months. please help us.

[maidslime]

frankly i think saying "this ones gonna make people mad" and then posting an ableist transmisogynistic article is like. the most 4chan troll shit. like, yeah? cool. whats next? gonna call someone the r slur for getting offended?

[cannibal-sarracenian]

"Alright, time to see what this animated poetry movie is like-

Oh jesus christ"

[cannibal-sarracenian]

To elaborate outside of initial tags:

So this is from 30,000 Miles From Chang’an, which is a 2 hours 47 minutes(!!?) long Chinese animated film that is basically an actually legitimate historical epic and historical biopic (think Gladiator & Amadeus) made into animation, and also passionate tribute to classical art and culture, similar to something like Miss Hokusai or Millennium Actress.

I heard it was decent before, but was not expecting it to be This Ambitious. The Criminally Underrated Champ of 2023 Animation

[softwaring]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[tidewalker77]

in Maine sheep are released on offshore Islands in spring to graze for summer. With no natural predators on these islands sheep thrive. To be corralled up and brought back to the mainland in early fall.

[cmesinz]

Seafaring Sheep travel to their Private Island Paradise for the Summer.

[evilwizard]

say no more

[rafry]

‧₊˚⚔️ 𝖛í𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖆ð𝖗 ⚔️｡⋆

[lee-vemealone]

lesbian sex ✨ // lee-vemealone

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[wiltking]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down