Notable events and quotes from the groups we play WoD with
"You're painfully pansexual, we'll fix that later"
A vampire used the confusion of a monster hunt gone wrong to steal 4 Glock 17s from an airport
An alleged angel got murdered with a metal chair
"The Sabbat have arrived" "oh no"
A guy failed a roll to google something, it was such an easy roll too (he forgot the name of the thing)
"Gods I wish nuns were real"
Someone saw the signs of ghouling and somehow managed to deduce that this person was just imbued as a hunter
After being told about the dangers of eating at O'Tolley's, a group was offered O'Tolley's, and ate the O'Tolley's
A vampire unsuccessfully tried to convince people that blood was wine
The scariest NPC opened up about his trauma to a player, and was immediately betrayed less than an hour later
An animal rights activist with rabies saw a demon's true form and realised something about the kind of men she's into
A ghoul expressed disappointment that vampire blood isn't as much of a high as they were led to believe
A zombie was befriended with chicken strips
A faerie lectured a hunter on gun safety
"there was a weresquid, a werecow, and werewhales"
A hunter was launched through the air, bounced off a TV, then hit the floor, and somehow managed to just barely survive
A vampire decided that it's a good idea to kill the friend of a hunter who spared him