Excerpt from my "Coffeepunk" dark fantasy novel
Elders of Clan Gor'Golakh, this humble traveler from afar brings unto ye tribute, and evidence of his pilgrimage to lands hostile to man. *Kneels and pulls a really oily and mushy body-warm starbucks cake pop out of his linty pocket* Now let me lay with thine womenfolk, so that my bloodline- brought to ruin by Lord Howard the Schultz- may live on through the children they bear of my seed.











