#cold anon

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Lucifer, no matter what anyone says, do NOT drop your guard around Alastor.

-A suspiciously cold anon

"What? Of course I won't! I don't trust that asshole one bit."

[420technoblazeit]

sob the dayquil i took has worn off and i regeret wearing a hoodie (this is the anon with a cold)

oh that's rough nonny. go get a fan maybe??? and some good ol' tea ik the folks in your last ask said spicy food helps a lot and so does ginger i think?

[yanderecandystore]

Ok just here me out: A yandere Red Crewmate w/ a imposter son (the mini crewmates) and a Yandere imposter black. The crewmate s/o having a dog alien who like to growl at red and black. -Cold Anon .///.

Hey Cold! How 's it going?? I actually have no idea if you meant like-

The Red and Black characters that I used on the Among Us fanfiction, or if you wanted new/different characters, so I did it kinda new different characters?? I can't really explain boo.

TW/Tags: polyamory in the house boo // imposter x crewmate x reader (alien x human dynamic) // I don't know about you, but I love myself some oblivious reader 👀 // pretty short hc.

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Hunting for something different [Yandere!Among Us (Imposter x Crewmate) x Reader - Headcanon]:

Let me just start by saying, these two are in love, kay?

I don't know if you agree with this, but goddamn do I love the idea of them already being the lovely couple that is working together to secretly eliminate everyone that threatens their darling or their "perfect family" in general?

I imagine them working like: Black kills and feeds his child, while Red creates fake proof of someone else doing it, or just covers up for Black at every emergency meeting.

I love the idea of Black simping over you and Red over basic human things, and Red is like: "Blood looks so good all over you, Black."

And about their child:

No one would ever question the small gremlin child biting fingers off, that would be ridiculous! It's just a small little kid, it can't do no harm, right?

You said that your little dog and lil partner in tasks would be growling at Red and Black, but I imagine the dog tolerating Mini Red around you as long as the kid gives him head pats. The other two can screw themselves for all that your alien dog cares.

I imagine them trying to have a normal conversation with you, just casually hinting at their interest in you, saying things like how they're poly and they're a searching for the right person, and then complimenting you, seeing how gorgeous you look while the lights are flashing (probably meaning the reactor is having a meltdown or that something really important exploded), but before they can continue with their advances your dog is like:

No. No you won't. Try me bitch. Barking and threatening to bite them if they so much as dare touch you.

"- Oh come on buddy don't be rude." You try to calm your space doggie. Great, now your whole attention was placed on this boy instead of your probably future spouses and gremlin child.

"- Sigh… The dog needs to go." Red said while watching you go away while carrying that "danger detector" dog with you. What? Your dog was starting to get in the way of your soon to be family, ya know?

It's not like they were going to kidnap you right there and now, it would be easier to eliminate everyone here instead of trying to keep you captive in a spaceship filled with people. It wouldn't make sense??

"- Noooo!" The child groaned, he liked the doggie, he wanted to keep the doggie. Awwn… But they also want you as their new parent. You were fun and never smelled bad.

It probably has to do with the fact you're not covering your spacesuit with the blood of your enemies. Probably that….

The kid could only understand a couple of things about this situation, yet of course, only understanding it from the perspective of their parents. You were human just like Red, you had a dog who would always growl at his parents, and apparently you were all pratically together, you were the one that didn't know it yet, unfortunately.

"- Can't we keep both?" Black asked. Honestly, they do hate the dog but… It's a doggie! Okay?? They can't just hurt him! That would make you, their child, and Black sad!

Until they come up with a plan to take your dog out of the picture, or distract him for long enough, their interactions with you will be short and always interrupted. It's frustrating darling!

It doesn't help that all of these prying eyes are always so attentive to everything and anything. The rest of the crew keeps acting like they witnessed a murder or something! Geez...

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[2-point-5]

You. I have a platonic crush on you. -🥶constantly cold anon

:0 for real? thamk you!!!

[yanderecandystore]

okay I thought this was funny so: I have this weird HC that Buddy acts a bit like Stitch (lilo and stitch) Maybe grow extra limbs, spilt his maw open like a plant. But there one thing I though would be funny. Buddy speaks it one worded phases. Like looking at Black and just saying "ugly." - Cold Anon

Oh my God boo-

I'm sorry for not answering you ;-; I read your ask really fast and thought it was another request, I should have answered you sooner lol!

And yes! Yes!!!! Buddy would totally create more limbs and have like a, hmm, a demogorgon's mouth? That's what I'm remembering right now-

If Buddy could speak, [y/n] would have noticed that something was wrong a lot sooner, but also:

Buddy calling Black ugly would be amazing 🤣 but something I think would be worth mentioning is that although being inaccurate, I would love if he called Mini Red "gremlin" or "evil" XD

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[yanderecandystore]

Yes, you may call yourself Cold Anon, boo👍🏻😚👻

Welcome in Cold, we hope you'll enjoy your stay!

I'm sorry dearest but I technically don't have an official dragon oc yet, but I wouldn't mind creating a headcanon or fanfiction about it! Maybe we can finally get some more monsters around this place (which we don't have yet because I'm lazy ;-;)

I'll hold onto your ask a little longer so I can write your request later on okay?

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Also it's never an stupid question to say which name you want to be called by!

[yanderecandystore]

Did you know humans glow o3o - cold anon

Yes Cold, I did hear that we can emit a small amount of light, I think it has to do with our body temperature, right?

I not sure if it's correct since it's been a long time since I heard something like this but-

All beings do glow, that's exactly why you're so ✨stunning✨

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[yanderecandystore]

I send you nothing but love and support! -Cold Anon

Sgjfsjfahrahra True

XD

Still, that is such a foreign concept to me lol.

Good morning everyone, good morning Cold.

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