#collapsedglasshousesthinks

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me to everyone who has an age indicator on their blog

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saw incorrect criminal minds quotes on twitter (not x, fuck elon musk) and got inspired... so i present:

*⁀➷ INCORRECT VINNY x READER QUOTES:

warnings: suggestive content

you: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Vinny: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? you: Yes. Vinny: I'd sleep.

Vinny: My hands are cold. you: Here, let me hold them. Vinny: My lips are cold too. you: *covers Vinny's mouth with their hand*

you: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Vinny: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Vinny: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- you: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Vinny: The fourth sentence- you: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Vinny: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

you: I'm trash. Vinny: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? you: ... you: You smooth motherfucker. you: And yes it does.

Vinny: how can i make a date like really romantic? Ricky: be mysterious. Vinny: okay, got it. *later* you: so, where are we going? Vinny: none of your fucking business.

Vinny: i'm fighting the next person who insults y/n. you: i hate myself. Vinny: alright, square up

Vinny: are you still mad at me? you: yes. Vinny: will you let go of my hand? you: no.

not my own ideas, but a collection of incorrect quotes that i have seen on the internet in the last few days and found quite hilarious.

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there are so many thoughts in my head and none of them are sfw

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currently having a severe case of ruffilo fever... that's it.

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“If you’re throwing me to the lions, you should know I’m not scared of lions”

- Noah “I don’t know my own lyrics” Sebastian

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