Inspired by Comedy Central Roasts, pick your favorite of the listed roasts. The target for today, by people’s choice: Mark Hoffman (Saw)
“Say hi to Adam, Zepp, and Xavier for me! And mini Lawrence as well!”
“It’s always gonna be John and Amanda. You’re like a solid 3rd place.”
“Fuck you, I actually liked Strahm and Perez!”
“You couldn’t have just shot Strahm? Dafuq was that water cube trap?”
“Bro thinks he’s a Marvel character, appearing in the Saw X post-credits.”
“That awkward moment the director had to confirm your death in an interview.”
“Batfleck called, he wants his voice modulator back.”
“All this time, we thought Amanda was the ‘bad’ apprentice. Then you showed up.”
“I can’t believe your last moment was Gordon chucking the saw at the audience.”
“Ngl, you were stretching the reasoning behind Rigg being ‘ungrateful’.”
(See (1) below)
(See (2) below)
(1) “Not gonna lie, when it was revealed you were the new Jigsaw, my reaction was, ‘the background detective, well that’s fucking random’.”
(2) “All this time, I thought you were John’s successor. But Logan and Gordon were there the whole time lol.”
