#commandreclarke

[amy-santiago]

i gotta say stay ravenreyus bc raven is everything to me

lmao same

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ALL OF THE COOKING AND WEDDING ONES FOR CLEXA

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 5ever, bc reincarnation bitch.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - According to the writer, it was caught at first sight. Love game a few episodes later.

How was their first kiss? - Gorgeous.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Lexa, and she did it following the Grounder tradition (which I sense is different than our method) but still gave Clarke a ring (bc I feel like rings aren’t a thing these days what with the lack of resources and the heavy hand to hand combat) to mix her culture too.

Who is the best man/men? - Bellamy

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Octavia and Raven. It’s a big conversation that Lexa and Clarke have - Anya would’ve absolutely had the top spot for Lexa, and Clarke stressed over Lexa having no representation in the best men/women chosen. Lexa covered her hands and smiled and said that Clarke’s friends were her friends now, and she would take Octavia as her maid of honor. After all, Octavia was one of her own now, and a perfect representation of their joined families. Still, Anya’s presence was sorely missed.

Who did the most planning? - Clarke. She was frazzled less over the marriage itself and more at the planning - representing everyone, making everyone happy. Lexa watched and helped when she could, but not much could stop the blonde whirlwind.

Who stressed the most? - Lexa. She maintained a calm exterior about it, but while Clarke planned, Lexa stressed. Everyone could tell but Clarke, because Lexa rearranged their room in TonDC five times and questioned every move under her breath, because nothing was good enough for her and she wanted everything to be perfect so Clarke would be happy. When Clarke found out, she smiled and kissed her and told her she’d be happy with anything. (Lexa, to no one’s surprise, only stressed more after that.)

How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (They shared their vows in private first, in a forest lit by glowing plants. They were officially wed in front of TonDC and Lexa’s nation, as the tradition went with leaders.)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Ice Nation. And Murphy, because he couldn’t keep his snarky comments in his mouth (he still crashed it anyway, of course. No one was surprised.)

Sex:

Who is on top? - I think it’s a back and forth thing tbh.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Clarke, bc she’s a lusty babe and Lexa can never say no.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (my spidey senses are tingling and they say there’s some ropes and toys at times.)

How long do they normally last? - Lexa greatly enjoys finding that out.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - It typically turns into a competition of who can force more out of their partner. Typically Lexa wins. Clarke will deny it profusely.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. (Lexa thinks it’s something that shouldn’t be shown in public, but Clarke sees the looks the Heda gets and, well, she likes to stake her claim).

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None, sadly

How many children will they adopt? - I sense either two or none. If none, teaching and playing with the yongons is more than enough for them. If not... oh god, can you imagine the craziness?

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lexa, because Clarke suspiciously hides every time the kids start to stink.

Who is the stricter parent? - It seems to be Lexa, but she breaks and gives them treats immediately after. It ends up being Clarke.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Clarke. Lexa pretends to be angry, then high fives them later.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Clarke.

Who is the more loved parent? - Hmm... probably Lexa. Clarke is the stable one. But Lexa is the one they get into trouble with.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Clarke.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Lexa, but she furiously ignored it and will deny it to anyone.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Lexa. Secretly, so Clarke will never find out. (Spoiler alert: she’d find out.)

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Lexa, but she’s teaching Clarke. There are nights when Clarke panics and nearly sets things on fire, but there are nights when the roast she cooks is good enough that they’ll share it with TonDC, and they spent the night passing out food to commoners. Clarke is flushed with pride every time.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lexa. She’ll smile through whatever Clarke gives her, but two months into their marriage Indra pulls Clarke and snaps at her to stop feeding Heda the god damn green beans because she has to hear Lexa moan and groan about it for an hour the next day and she will kill her the next time it happens.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Lexa does the hunting. Clarke does the buying at the market (and refuses every time one of the merchants tries to give the great Skai Heda something out of gratitude)/

How often do they bake desserts? - There isn’t much in the way of chocolate, but Lexa loves barbecue, so whenever Lexa’s meetings go badly, she comes home to the smell of barbecue (and no, she absolutely hasn’t lied about having a bad day just to get her favorite treat, absolutely not)

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lover. No explanation needed there.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Totally Clarke. Lexa’s bad with dates and likes to give her affection at more random moments, but Clarke is a sucker for giving big romantic gestures.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Lexa. As mentioned before, she likes to show her affection in smaller, random spaces - making dinner and setting it up in a candle lit cave is the closest thing to going out, and it’s a favorite past time of Lexa’s.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - *cough* This has already been discussed.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - No one. They’re both extremely messy and it builds and builds until it finally becomes enough that they break and do it together halfway through the night.

Who is really against chores? - Both. I see them both as such warriors outside but such stubborn lazy people inside their own room idk so adorable

Who cleans up after the pets? - Don’t think this is applicableeeeee

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Clarke. Lexa is obvious about her mess. Then when they break and clean, Clarke pulls out a massive pile of crap from under her bed. Lexa just sighs.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Clarke. Lexa is used to it. Clarke wants everything to be perfect.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Neither. It shall sit there gathering dust bc no one is ever cleaning that couch.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lexa.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Not applicable.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Clarke LOVES to celebrate the old holidays now that she’s on the ground.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To stay alive, tbh.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Clarke. Lexa will come home to find her STILL SLEEPING. 

Who plays the most pranks? - Definitely Clarke. But Lexa is a CRUEL prankster when she gets in the mood.

[bobmorleyisking]

lunarbellamy and commandreclarke need some love! they're both amazing people and post the best stuff and i offer all of the awards to them. like, ALL the awards. they're the best tumblr fiancee and tumblr maid of honor a girl could ask for. ;D

lunarbellamy , commandreclarke - someone loves you <3

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[100xgrounder]

THE RULES:

Once you've been tagged write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged and tag the person who tagged you.

I was tagged by kingmurphyy.

1. Last beverage: does water count? it's boring but true . . .

2. Last phone call: My dad. He lost his phone and asked me to call him. lmao

3. Last text message: lol, suuure . . .

4. Last song you listened to: Without You by For King And Country

5. Last time you cried: yesterday, I was sad because all my friends got to go on this really fun 2 day trip and my mom said I couldn't go and then I was forced to listen for hours about the trip and all the fun they had.

//HAVE YOU EVER?

6. Dated someone twice: No

7. Been cheated on: No

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes

9. Lost someone special: Yea

10. Been depressed: All the time

11. Been drunk and threw up: No

12-14. THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Lavender, Mint and Pale Blue.

//IN THE LAST YEAR - YOU HAVE:

15. Made a new friend: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: Yes

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes

18. Met someone who changed you: more than one

19. Found out who your true friends are: idk

20. Found out someone was talking about you: yepp

21. Kissed anyone you follow/follows you: nope

22. How many people do you know in real life who you follow/follows you: none, I try to keep my tumblr private from my real life friends and family.

24. Do you have any pets: a chinchilla

25.  Do you want to change your name: I'm trying to get people to call me by my middle name bc I don't like my first name but no one is giving in . . .

26. What did you do for your last birthday: I got my ears pierced.

27. What time did you wake up today: I was too lazy to look at the clock, all I know is that my mom wouldn't let me have breakfast bc I'd woken up too late and had to wait til lunch.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching a movie with my sister.

29. What is something you can't wait for: the afterlife

30. Last time you saw your mother: an hour ago

31. The one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I wasn't given a phone/access to the internet at such a young and fragile age, I've been exposed to very indecent things online and wish I could go back and un-see them.

32. What are you listening to rn: the air conditioner and my thirteen-year old bro playing his Nintendo (very loudly) in his room.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I had a hamster named Tom once.

34. What's getting on your nerves rn: nothing really, idk . . .

35. Most visited website: Tumblr or Google

36. Blood type: no idea

37. Nicknames: Sunshine, Human Pretzel, Rainbow . . . really weird stuff I guess.

38. Relationship status: single and lookin' to mingle.

39. Zodiac sign: Pisces

40. Pronouns: she/her

43. College: Looking at different colleges rn, I know some I definitely don't want to go to.

44. Hair color: brown/blonde and soon-to-be pink on the tips! (I've already bought the hair dye)

45. Long or short: somewhere in-between

46. Height: 5'7''

47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes

48. What do you like about yourself: everyone says I have really big, blue eyes, so I guess that?

49. Random fact: I can say the alphabet backwards rly fast. :)

50. Tattoos: None . . . Yet.

51. Righty or lefty: righty.

52. First surgery: I was only a couple of days old.

53: First Piercings: Ears.

54. First Best Friend: Her name was Michelle. I don't know her anymore, tho.

55. First sport you enjoyed: I'm not rly a sports person but I guess I like running?

56. First Vacation: Maine

58. First pair of trainers: my mom used to always make me wear these [x] (the camel colored ones) as a kid but I hated them.

//RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: Nope.

60. Drinkng: No.

61. I'm About To: answer #62

62. Listening to: The neighbors little kids playing basketball. They're so cute!

63. Waiting for: Wifi to finally start treating me like a human being with feelings.

64. Want kids: more than anything! <3

65. Get married: I find it highly unlikely that anyone would want to wake up to a drooling face like mine, but . . .   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

66. Career: Screenwriting.

//WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

68. Hugs or kisses: hugs

69. Shorter or taller: Taller

70. Older or younger: older

71. Romantic or spontaneous: somewhere in between

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice stomach

73. Sensitive or Loud: Whichever one Augustus Waters is.

74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant

//HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: no

77. Drank hard liquor: no

78. Lost glasses or contacts: don't use them, so . . .

79. Sex on first date: no

80. Broke someone's heart: idk, I don't think so.

81. Had your heart broken: yes

82. Been arrested: no

83. Turned someone down: yes

84. Cried when someone died: yes

85. Fallen for a friend: yes

//DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: no

87. Miracles: yes

88. Love at first sight: yes

89. Heaven: yes

90. Santa Claus: Not even as a child.

91. Kiss on first date: maybe

92. angels: yes

 Tag, YOU'RE IT!

wells-jaha, tearinmayahart, commandreclarke, commanderbellarke, bobmorleyisking, richardharmoan, friarharts, starwitness42, gonemurphy, hedajohnmurphy, nickclarq, clarkeb-lake, wolfbangkala, kyngbellamy, kyngmurphy, rileysbabineaux, mayaandthefriar, and anyone else who wants to do it!

[definitionofacritter]

Red pink and blue!! <3

GIRL, YOU’RE THE REAL MVP MKAY

[definitionofacritter]

YAYYY give me ur top five fav foods and songs and your fav bad pick up lines and for anything lets talk about your fav sq fic

Foods (in no order)

1) Mac and Cheese. The Kraft Deluxe kind. Don’t give me anything else bc I will not accept it okay

2) Caramel. The soft chewy kind.

3) Shrimp w/ anything.

4) Steak and mashed potatoes bc mmmmm good shit

5) Hush puppies

Songs (in no order)

1) I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers (literally the song that describes my entire life okay)

2) Dauðalogn by Sigur Ros (which is in my new Clexa 8tracks mix bc GORGEOUS)

3) No Rest for the Wicked by Lykke Li (which is in my first Clexa mix)

4) Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant (bc accuracy about humanity tbh)

5) Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance (bc every time i need a boost that is my go to song i get sO PUMPED)

Fave Bad Pickup Lines

literally anything from the clexa pickup lines series

“You look like my third wife.” “How many times have you been married?” “Twice.” (the first clexa line i ever saw)

Fave SQ Fic

hmmm. Probably still the good old Flight SQA016, but i’ll let you know if that changes

Sleepover Monday! Ask me things!

[definitionofacritter]

ok let's go. minty, octaven, swan queen, linctavia, princess mechanic, raven x me, murphamy, and clarktavia :)

OKAY LET’S GO

minty - otp. so cute omg

octaven - lowkey ship it romantically, but definitely a huge BROTP

swan queen - how do i put this into words? i ship it w/ intensity but not otp level because my brain is trying to protect me bc this ship is so heteronormative that sq has a 3% chance even though they’d be great, so. ugh. emotions. 94% otp, 600% brotp

linctavia - otp. babes.

princess mechanic - brotp, but if it went in a romantic direction i would be on that ship so fast omg. clarke x happinessssss

raven x me - so otp it’s almost clexa level yo, i ship it with all the passions of the burning sun

murphamy - otp. i mean i’m totally cool with them being bros but i ship it on a cellular level. enemies to lovers is my favorite trope and i am WEAK

clarktavia - *points to princess mechanic answer*

give me ships and i’ll reply with otp, brotp, or notp!

[definitionofacritter]

tbh I feel like you're just a cinnamon roll inside and out

 See, this is a tricky one. Bc I can kick ass bc of my hella rad martial arts skills after a decade of training, and I’m a very cynical person in reality, so one might debate that I could kill you? But online I’m a total cinnamon roll and rl can still be debated anyway and- *flips hair* -of course I’ve a cinnamon roll on the outside. ;D

Thank you bby, you are the sinnamon roll to my cinnamon roll

Come tell me which part of the cinnamon roll meme I am!