#commodus asks

[jokerflecker]

For Abbé, Loki, and the exalted Caesar: What is your favorite way to eat potatoes?

Abbé: Mashed, the most simple way and the one I am used to. The food in the convent is simple but good.

Loki: I like this mortal fried food. Fries or chips, it depends on who you ask, but those are so so good.

Commodus: baked and served with a cheese, melted on them. Delicious.

[lokischambermaid]

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[jokerflecker]

Drunk Commodus headcanons, please!

Yes, fun ask! 

Drunk Commodus headcannons

- Commodus loves his liquor, starting his day with brandy-soaked pears pretty often.

- During his midday meal, he'll have some meade to go with his bread and cheese, finding the flavors to compliment each other nicely.

- Of course a drink at dinner is not far behind and by the time the evening rolls around, we find our emperor all giggly and happy, annoying the guards and servants with endless stories about his wishes for Rome and his accomplishments.

- It's never been confirmed but there are rumors going around that he once held an entire speech in front of a statue, never even noticing that he wasn't talking to a real person.

- If things really get out of hand, he'll challenge Lucilla to a game of tag or hide and seek. He can be seen crouching behind a curtain, his backside and legs showing, giggling into the fabric. He is completely convinced that he cannot be seen and will accuse Lucilla of cheating when she tells him that she found him, tired of his antics.

- Lucius loves horsing around with drunk Commodus, finding it rather funny that his uncle will practically fall over laughing at his silly jokes.

- There was one incident where the emperor ran across palace grounds wearing nothing but his gold laurel wreath, but the palace does not like to talk about this story.

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[jokerflecker]

"Highness," the general bows before the emperor. "Do you plan to wage war against Germania in the near future?"

Maximus, Maximus, Maximus....always with that frown of worry on your face. Perhaps and perhaps not. I have not yet decided.

[jokerflecker]

Hey boys (yes, all of you!) I bought some ice cream for you. Do you think sharing food can be sexy? And if you think so, do you have an example how you'd make it sexy?

Joker: hi! Well, isnt that just the sweetest thing. It can be sexy for sure. I would drip that ice cream all over your body and lick it off hehe.

Arthur: nice, I like ice cream. Lets see, I like playing around with whipped cream. Or maybe feed the person I'm with, I think feeding your bed partner can be pretty sexy too.

Abbé: that certainly smells very good, I dont think I ever had this dish before, very interesting. Hm, I do think sharing food can be eh....erotic. And even though I am not permitted sins of the flesh, I think sharing a cup of wine might do it for me. Perhaps try to drink at the same time, spilling the wine all over our greedy mouths and then....I need a moment.

Commodus: ice cream you say? Curious...I do like engaging food in my carnal activities. Honey, for instance...that can cause a lot of pleasurable moments, if applies to the right bodypart. Plus feeding my significant other olives or grapes during our carnalities, that sounds arousing as well. I once ordered a girl not to spill the goblet of wine that I placed on her chest, while using my tongue on her. She did not manage to fulfil my request.

( thank you, this was a fun one to answer! )

[jokerflecker]

I think someone did an imagine on this, but maybe a headcanon if the reader walked in on Commodus pleasuring himself would be cool! (Maybe the reader performs a little striptease while hiding behind the door or something to secretly encourage him...) Thank you so much for everything you do for tumblr - keep up the great work!

I took a shot at it, hope you like it, @winterjasmine007

The reader walking in on Commodus pleasuring himself would include:

Commodus stuttering at first, but then staring right at you, slowly starting to stroke himself again, to see your response;

When he sees that you're intrigued, he'd speed up, small moans and whimpers falling from his lips;

His thumb would fondle the slit on his tip, whenever he would reach it, to give himself even more pleasure;

You want to play along and hide behind his clothing screen, so you wouldn't be caught if someone else entered his room;

Once you found your hiding spot, you'd slowly and seductively start to take off your clothing, encouraging him to reach a peak with you there.

He'd fondle and roll his balls, grunting at the sight of you disrobing, for his pleasure alone;

When he was at the very edge, he'd growl your name in a strangled moan, maintaining eye contact as he would spray his cum all over his bedroom floor.

Once his cock was milked of his essence, he'd dare you to get on your knees and lick it up. Will you?

Ehehehe mischief managed.

[jokerflecker]

Can we please get another very detailed scene of commodus pleasuring himself and thinking of you

Hi there anon! I am going to do my best, but I have to admit that my inspiration is not at its finest at the moment. So if you have any ideas or tidbits to add to this, feel free to send them in!

[jokerflecker]

Out of your characters (Joker, Arthur, Abbé, and Commodus), who of the four is most likely to go skinny dipping at night?

I think that would be Commodus. He'd feel liberated, to not be the center of attention for a little while and thus able to free himself from everything, including his royal attire.