#abbe asks

[jokerflecker]

For Abbé, Loki, and the exalted Caesar: What is your favorite way to eat potatoes?

Abbé: Mashed, the most simple way and the one I am used to. The food in the convent is simple but good.

Loki: I like this mortal fried food. Fries or chips, it depends on who you ask, but those are so so good.

Commodus: baked and served with a cheese, melted on them. Delicious.

[jokerflecker]

Abbé if you had time I'd love to take a stroll through the garden and have tea with you sometime 😊 If that's not being to forward that is.

That sounds lovely, we will certainly do that.

[jokerflecker]

Hey boys (yes, all of you!) I bought some ice cream for you. Do you think sharing food can be sexy? And if you think so, do you have an example how you'd make it sexy?

Joker: hi! Well, isnt that just the sweetest thing. It can be sexy for sure. I would drip that ice cream all over your body and lick it off hehe.

Arthur: nice, I like ice cream. Lets see, I like playing around with whipped cream. Or maybe feed the person I'm with, I think feeding your bed partner can be pretty sexy too.

Abbé: that certainly smells very good, I dont think I ever had this dish before, very interesting. Hm, I do think sharing food can be eh....erotic. And even though I am not permitted sins of the flesh, I think sharing a cup of wine might do it for me. Perhaps try to drink at the same time, spilling the wine all over our greedy mouths and then....I need a moment.

Commodus: ice cream you say? Curious...I do like engaging food in my carnal activities. Honey, for instance...that can cause a lot of pleasurable moments, if applies to the right bodypart. Plus feeding my significant other olives or grapes during our carnalities, that sounds arousing as well. I once ordered a girl not to spill the goblet of wine that I placed on her chest, while using my tongue on her. She did not manage to fulfil my request.

( thank you, this was a fun one to answer! )

[jokerflecker]

That horrid clown forgot to include your dear Caeser and your favorite priest. You can ask me and dear Abbé whatever you like too, my wonderful subjects.

[jokerflecker]

Oo I didn't know Commodus was interested in Abbe, what does Abbe think of this new information? 😏

He is rather flattered and shy 😏 I dont know if you follow my fic starring Commodus and Abbé but thats where I am basing it on haha.

[jokerflecker]

I guess this is sort of based on a previous ask you did: How do you think Commodus and Abbé would react to the internet? Any sites that they could prefer? I personally could see Commodus creating a youtube vlogging account where he does mukbangs of various fancy foods. Or he would live on r/historymemes since a ton of the content there is about Rome.

Also a very fun ask! I think they would be shocked at first, but then delighted by all the information that they would be able to find. I can see Commodus do those things for sure! I can also see him post long rants on how well he'd do in Rome, if he only got his shot lol. I can see Abbé secretly looking for nudes hehe. But I'm sure he'd soon find a nice religious Facebook group to join and rid him of the guilt for it.

[jokerflecker]

Hey everyone!

I have an idea, maybe people would like to send in confessions or requests for oneshots/headcanons for the characters of this blog? That would be for Joker, Artie, Commodus and Abbé.

Lemme know!

[jokerflecker]

This is for the Abbe, not to be rude or disrespectful, but I would love for you to be my first and well my only lover ❤

That sounds like a lovely prospect, dear anon.