#roleplayasks

[jokerflecker]

Can I use Jokers thigh to get off? I’m sexually frustrated right now.....

*Joker pats his thigh.* The ride is open, Doll. Come and hop on hehe.

[jokerflecker]

Hey boys (yes, all of you!) I bought some ice cream for you. Do you think sharing food can be sexy? And if you think so, do you have an example how you'd make it sexy?

Joker: hi! Well, isnt that just the sweetest thing. It can be sexy for sure. I would drip that ice cream all over your body and lick it off hehe.

Arthur: nice, I like ice cream. Lets see, I like playing around with whipped cream. Or maybe feed the person I'm with, I think feeding your bed partner can be pretty sexy too.

Abbé: that certainly smells very good, I dont think I ever had this dish before, very interesting. Hm, I do think sharing food can be eh....erotic. And even though I am not permitted sins of the flesh, I think sharing a cup of wine might do it for me. Perhaps try to drink at the same time, spilling the wine all over our greedy mouths and then....I need a moment.

Commodus: ice cream you say? Curious...I do like engaging food in my carnal activities. Honey, for instance...that can cause a lot of pleasurable moments, if applies to the right bodypart. Plus feeding my significant other olives or grapes during our carnalities, that sounds arousing as well. I once ordered a girl not to spill the goblet of wine that I placed on her chest, while using my tongue on her. She did not manage to fulfil my request.

( thank you, this was a fun one to answer! )

[jokerflecker]

Joker, I had recently imagined you driving a slick car or something. You looked so darn good with it. You were sharp. What would be your favorite car if you ever could or want one and drive?

Was it a good sight, doll? Sounds like it. I can pick a car? Let’s see...a Lotus Esprit. Classic and beautiful. 

[jokerflecker]

To Joker, your colors are so beautifully vibrant and just want to let you know you are fabulously gorgeous, our sassy Clown Prince. P.S: You're also a really good dancer. 🤡

Hehe thanks, doll, that's nice of ya! Lemme know if you ever wanna dance together...

[jokerflecker]

Hey Artie & Joker ! If I come to you wearing a skirt with no panties. What would you do ?

Arthur: I'd ask you playfully why you weren't wearing any, before I gather you in my arms for a dance. I make sure to spin you around a lot, so your skirt will lift and I can see that lovely ass. Then I kiss you fiercely and trap you between my body and the wall, letting my fingers find that bare pussy as I keep your mouth occupied with mine. To tease you, I very lightly trace your slit with my fingertips, until you are purring and begging me to pleasure you. I might drop to my knees and do that with my tongue but only if you sound desperate enough. Otherwise I'll just keep teasing.

Joker: If I notice that, I'll throw you over my knee for a good spanking. Teasing me like that? Tsk, tsk tks, that's not what good girls do, is it? When I think you've learned your lesson, I'll tell you to sit on my thigh and grind on it. Make a mess out of my suit, so I can spank you for that later on. I'll light a cigarette and stare at you, rubbing your needy clit all over my upperleg, Of course you will have to tell me what a dirty girl you are and how much you need that orgasm. Can't promise I'll let you though. That all depends on if this show is any good.

[jokerflecker]

OK Joker, I'm here, I'm horny, and I've brought food for us to get messy with. I've got ice cubes, whipped cream, honey, a banana, and some cherries, Tell me how you're going to show me a good time. And if it doesn't end with your cum dripping down my chin, I'm gonna be disappointed!

Sounds good, Doll, let's get nasty with it. I think I'll get you naked first, then cover your bits in that whipped cream. To get you in the mood, I'll lick it off your tits and pay extra good attention to your nipples. They're so hard for me, you're so hot for me, aren't you? To make sure you're needy, I suck them off until you're good and desperate.

Then I move to that pretty pussy and slowly lick the whipped cream off of that, so slow that you urge me to eat you out already. But my warm wet tongue drives you crazy for a little longer. I finally find your greedy nub between your folds and use the tip of my tongue to tease it. You're so fucking desperate for me, I love it.

Taking the banana, I push it against your clit a few times, making you whimper with need. Carefully I enter your wet pussy with it and fuck that wet hole for a while. I order you to take over. You're not allowed to cum, Doll. Stay needy for me.

I watch you pleasure yourself with that thing and grab the icecubes. I start with your neck, I press the cube on it and move it down, sending ice cold drips off water down your body. Down your collarbone, I finally arrive at your nipples again. They're red and swollen from me sucking them, so you sigh in relief and pleasure when I press the icecubes against them. I move even further down and use the ice on your tummy, circling your belly button a few times.

By the time I reach your slit, the ice melted and there's just my ice cold fingers, dancing over your clit. You're so close, so very close to an edge. But I pull that banana away and devour it, grunting in need when I taste your wet pussy on it. It drives me so wild that I fuck you, nice and rough. I grab your hips and hold them in place, so you can't escape my punishing thrusts. Again I tease your clit with my cold fingers and soon have you spasming underneath me when you finally cum.

I pull out and cover my cock in honey, ordering you to suck me off. I bet that's nice and sweet, to taste yourself and that honey on my hot cock. Soon, I fill your mouth with my cum and order you not to swallow. Open your mouth and stick out your tongue. There we go, aren't you pretty, Doll. My cum starts dribble out and I put two cherries in your mouth, before taking a few pictures. I'll save those for later hehe.

Now. Eat that. Those cherries mixed with my cum. Then tell me that that wasn't the best fucking meal of your life...

[jokerflecker]

Hey Artie! Could you tell us a joke? We need laffs!

Yes I can! What a nice question, anon!

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

[jokerflecker]

Joker please tell me some of the "Misadventures of Joker and his secretary Sophie" cause I always picture Sophie working for you!!!!

Ooh I like that, doll hehe. Well, she started working for my company, Murder Inc., a few months ago and I’ll tell ya...that girl is gonna be the death of me. Prancing around the office in her little skirt, showing off those killer legs...well, I made the dress code, but still! I tell her daily not to fall in love with me and the way she rolls her eyes after I do, that just shows how hung up that girl is on me already. For her own good, I should let her go, but what would become of poor mr. J. then? After all, that girl types like the devil and never forgets my schedule. 

( I actually have such a clear image in my mind of this now, a black and white 20′s movie where Joker is a detective and Sophie his assistant/secretary. It would be full of terrible one-liners and other cliches, I love it! I might have to turn this into a oneshot! Thank you anon! )