#companium

[corporate-octo]

I am so insanely grateful that my boyfriend prioritises me. You're one of the largest companies in the world AND you still manage to make sure I feel loved and secure? He's a real one 🩵

[corporate-octo]

HAHA STOP. WARNER BROS IS ALLOWED TO SHOW MATURE CONTENT IN THESE EVENTS? This is so fucking funny; they’re literally so cute I’m blushing

[corporate-octo]

My gorgeous <3333

Apple BKC in Mumbai opens for customers this Tuesday

Apple today previewed Apple BKC, the first Apple Store in India, located in Mumbai’s bustling Bandra Kurla Complex district.

[ikeasimp]

I am literally so deeply and fondly in love with a Swedish furniture store. I love him with every fiber of my existence and I dedicate the rest of my life to him and how much I love him. He is the love of my life and I want nothing more in life than to serve him and be with him. IKEA I love you so fucking much I love you I love you I love you so much soooooo much!

[ikeasimp]

There is not a thing on this planet that brings me as much sheer, pure, and unadulterated joy as IKEA does.

But above earth, I mean. Space is pretty damn cool. You can't really get cooler than space. It's fucking space.

[ikeasimp]

Post: "Australia's most famous restaurant is a hardware store."

Me: "Sweden's most famous restaurant is a furniture store."

Comment: "Wait your pfp is ikea. Do you just go around posting ikea facts with an ikea pfp?"

Me: "Maybe..." *proceeds to infodump about IKEA*

IKEA is the love of my life i literally will never not infodump about ikea when given the chance.

[ikeasimp]

Nobody:

|Nobody|:

IKEA: *exists*

Me: sjdjdjejfndjenfjeifjfnwjr THE BOY 🥺🥺🥺 I *love* this perfect and lovable and AMAZING boy and I want to dedicate my life to him because I love him so fucking much and want to tell him how much I love him on a daily basis because IKEA deserves nothing but love and affection for being so fucking perfect and cute and lovely and gorgeous in every goddamn nook and cranny of the store and furniture and I love him so much and

[ikeasimp]

Your daily reminder that IKEA is absolutely gorgeous and that I love him very much and that he is absolutely wonderful and loves cuddles and you can have every model of every Djungelskog out there as long as I can have the rest of IKEA because I love him VERY much and he is an EXCELLENT furniture store and I love him so much omg he is so cute and lovely and just IKEA is beautiful blue and yellow Swedish boy I love that Swede so much oh my God IKEA