#completely optional btw

[girlithinkimgay]

watching grown ass men fight over laying on a bed and chasing each other around (one on rollerskates) my weekend couldnt have gone better

[im-literally-vin]

Just finished The Well of Ascension. I am in so much pain. Why did I do this to myself? This was completely optional. I could’ve put the book down at any point. WHY DID I DO THAT TO MYSELF??? DUDE. WDYM “I am FREE!” WHO ARE YOU???

[honeebeeyellow]

On the one hand, reading research is fun and exciting and I get to learn new things and do science and junk. Then on the other hand.... I have to read the research

[d0ll-b0n3z]

soo uhmm im really bad at intros but basically ranfren characters as fish bc,.,,, i love ranfren and i love fish,,.. yay

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for randal, i felt that hed be something small. maybe an anchovy or a minnow. but that didnt feel right. i felt that i was focusing too much on his looks, appearance. so, instead, i decided to base it off his personality.

randal likes to make friends. we all know this--at least, id assume so. his friendships never last long because hes so..,, overbearing. he doesnt take the other persons feelings into account. he starts friendships only to satisfy his wants, needs, and to cure his boredom. this is what "friendship" means to him. a dictatorship. and given by his behavior with sebastian, i wouldnt doubt that he likes controlling people as well. this is also shown with his dolls, or when luther turned into a dog/wolf. he was excited because he realized hed be able to boss everyone around. he is eager to control and manipulate anyone he can. his relationships are completely one sided because he has no interest in the other party. hes the only one benefitting from the partnership. hes selfish and parasitic.

..,,thats how i came to the conclusion that he would in fact NOT be a fish, but instead a leech. more specifically, a fish leech.

this guy ^!! isnt he so cutie? he gives fish health issues like lethargy, pale gills, and increased respiration. cool, right? (´･ω･`)

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for luther, i thought hed be something big and majestic and colorful. mainly green and/or brown because those are the main colors i associate him with. after intensive research and thinking, i decided he'd be a peacock bass.

isnt he beautiful? peacock bass are known for being highly territorial/aggressive, intelligent, and predatory. which, i feel luther can be at times. i. e. lucid 10 the werewoof. who the hell just shoots someone like that. rednecks. and luther. also, luther is VERY intelligent. ok.,,?

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no. the catmen are not catfish because theyre cats. that makes no sense. because, as i have stated, i have decided to assign them fish given their personalities. most of them. luther is..., somewhat an exception, because i couldnt find another fish who looks as DASHING as him.

first catmen..., nyen. there a lots of aggressive/territorial fish. piranha. cichlids. oscar fish. and,,.. redtail catfish. i know i said i wouldnt give the catmen catfish, but..,, i mean, redtail catfish are aggressive, and so is nyen. and, personally, i think hed either be that, or a red devil cichlid.

pick ur poison type shit

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and now the better catman: nyon. nyon is introverted, implied to have social anxiety. or maybe its explicitly said; i dont remember and im too lazy to check. he gets scared easy and prefers to stay hidden and quiet, away from people and interaction. hes shy :3. considering these, i decided an otocinclus would fit him. ironically, this is a type of dwarf catfish.

like nyon, otocinclus are peaceful and shy. i couldnt find a fish that fit him exactly, so this will have to do.

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sebastian..? clownfish. next question.

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carpet kitty! me personally, i see her as a very lazy cat. does nothing but melt into the carpet and purr when petted. but, of course, shes a cat, so she does cat things. hence,... FLOUNDER!!!! i fucking love flounder theyre so fucking stupid hehehehheheehheheAHHAAHHAHAAHHHAHAHA

flounder like to lay flat on the floor and attack prey that swims by them!! perfect :3

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nana is a very elegant snake. shes so pretty, her beauty transcends that of the most elegant fish. also, since shes a snake, a long and smooth body would fit her best; me thinks. and shes very big--large. very large and big. and stunning. so shed be a european conger eel (aka conger conger). maybe i based this one too much on her looks because i dont know too much about her..,, sorgy :(

gorgeous.

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etheral q is a bigfin squid because i said so. fuck ALL of u.

these shits r rare, btw

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the ratmen are here collectively because im wayy too tired to do them individually. ok.

my thinking is, that since the ratmen have shared thinking/feeling thru robert, theyd be a school of fish. an entire fucking school. look, we know the main ratmen arent the ONLY ratmen. there are so many other ratmen/ratwomen, but weve only been introduced to the ones we know now. the question is, do they all share roberts/each others thoughts/feelings?

but that isnt relevant to fish. moving on.

maybe.., timid fish. because rats are, well, pretty timid. trust me. theyve infested my house. (im wrong those are mice. same difference). rats are also dumb as hell. except for robert, hes the only one with a functioning brain.

rummynose tetra. they are a school rummynose tetra..,,, ok,,.?

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hitchhiker..,, a. a morbid creature. maybe a skinwalker, or a mimic. i feel hed be some sort of mythical sea beast. probably a siren, since they can mimic voice as well.

im not providing an image for this one.

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hitchhiker b is just some guy whos...,, a little strange. definitely a minnow.

fucking dumbass lookit him

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scarecrow isnt even like.,,, i actually dont know. hes a little naive, i think. does he know he exists. corydoras catfish.

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satoru!!!! im very excited for this one.

satoru is randals only genuine friend. the only one who willingly submits to him. of course, this is because he created satoru. he wanted him to feel that way. he needed him to feel that way.

satoru, of course, is very attached to randal, as one is to their maker. his emotional bond is carved deeply in his chest. this feeling, however, is still one sided. because, in the end, randal only created satoru to have another person to control. the only thing different in this relationship is that his victim this time is willing. to randal, satoru is just another guy he can talk his ear off to and drag around in his dream world.

and of course, since satoru is apart of randal, his idea of partnership is just as warped as his. he sees nothing wrong with this relationship.

but satoru is more than just randal. hes good at games, and is mentioned to be bored all the time and having too much free time on his hands. he mentions this once as he offers to walk yamada home. satoru is one to be passive aggressive to strangers, and friendly to those he knows.

uhm.,, white skirt tetra (´･ω･`)

OH MY GOD IM DONE IM FINALLY DONE OH YEAH WOOOOOOHOHOOHOOHOOHO AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YIPPIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!111111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11111!11!

anyway tell if,,.. perchance.,,, youd like me to assign ur oc as a fish..,,,, heh..,.,,,,

[bluragaurd]

Just started Resident Evil 2. I might not survive this shit. Leon is better than me because i wouldve left the gas station and police station so fast without remorse. Hell no

[konowhore]

i believe @kimyeongues @song-mingi @wooyuong to do a selfie tag?¿ i can’t remember at this point- (nikita if u see this just know i will do the ateez bias tag after this sksslsk)

tagging: @multidino @str4ykidsstay @seonghwoah @jhopesinnerself @ultminsung

[xihuan-xiumin]

Tagged

I was tagged by @chogiwaeeee . Thak you for the tag!

Rules: Answer the 10 questions I give you. Tag 10 people and give them new questions to answer as well.

1. What are your top 3 biases and bias wreckers in Kpop?

Xiumin is my ultimate bias, and I’m pretty sure nothing will ever change that. Other biases are P-Goon from ToppDogg and Taeil from Block B. Bias Wreckers are Suho and Lay from EXO and A-Tom from ToppDogg. Haha, can I add another bias wrecker, I really love Chen and I feel like this list would be incomplete without him.

2. If you were to be put in a room with your favorite person, what would you say to them?

I don’t know, I’m not that great at expressing emotions tbh.

3. If you had to choose between the four elements (water, fire, earth and air) which would you wish to control?

Uh, water I guess, because California’s in a drought, and apparently I’m really bad at staying hydrated.

4. Describe how your number one bias makes you feel.

Ecstatic, yet sad at the same time.

5. If you were to be stuck in an elevator with a member of EXO who would it be and why?

As much as I want to say Xiumin, I’d probably want to be stuck with Chen. Even though he’s a little shit, he would be good at keeping us out of panic mode.

6. What are some of your hobbies outside of kpop?

I LOVE reading. Also, super into anime. I’m pretty big on video games too, mostly puzzle games like Professor Layton, rhythm games like Osu!, and RPG like the Persona series.

7. What other groups do you listen to and follow?

EXO, ToppDogg, Block B, Blackpink, and Gfriend.

8. What is your favorite Kpop song?

This one’s hard, but I absolutely love Twenty Four by EXO. Close second was the entire The Beat album tbh.

9. If you were to be turned into an animal what would you be and why?

I already act like a cat in human form. I’m only missing the cat body and I’ll be 100% feline.

10. How would you describe your sense of style?

Casual, comfy, and oversized.

My Questions

1. Favorite boy group and girl group?

2. Do you collect anything?

3. What was the first K-pop song you listened to?

4. Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

5. What’s your favorite non K-pop song?

6. Who was your first bias and who is your current bias?

7. Favorite and least favorite subject in school?

8. Who was your first K-pop group, and are you still into them?

9. What’s your opinion on reading?

10. How many languages do you speak?

Haha, sorry these questions were all over the place. 

I’m tagging the first 10 people in my activity: @b-bombdimples @prettylittlexo @tomeexoispizza @minseoksmelaningoddess @nerdtasticawkwardpenguin @exotic-by-night @princesshojoon @bias-yixing @cloudyxiumin @yinixg

[devsmaycry]

you'd think that by the #???th c0mmission I'd learn to not undercharge myself but alas,