#completely platonic

[ceeisatlumon]

Tom and ell florist au thing I had in minddd :pp haven’t dove deep into it but its somewhatt after college thing

[yyouthschemes]

late night tarot reading, how else would she know about his friend with farm benefits?

[sanityisoverrated07]

Ahhhhhh I’m so excited about this one! It’s a little short but I think it fits their vibe. It’s for @stump-not-found’s incredible fanfic Theseus’ Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat. It’s a great fic if you want to read about a nice employee / boss relationship with no absolutely sexual undertones at all. Yep.

“WANNA KISS?”

“No.”

“WELL IT’S OPPOSITE DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS”

“What? Hardly. You do realize by saying that, your statement becomes paradoxical? If it was really Opposite Day, you saying that would make it cease to be so. And by saying it’s not Opposite Day, who am I to believe that your statement isn’t just true rather than an opposite statement? The idea of an Opposite Day is simply ridiculous and doesn’t make and sense for your purposes of trying to get me to kiss you.”

“Besides, you know that I would never kiss your putrid mouth anyways. I can’t wait for the day where I can finally blast that stupid eye of yours right off the face of this universe. Count your days Cipher, because I’m going to be the one to rid the multiverse of your awful presence. I’ll enjoy ripping you apart atom from atom until there’s nothing left.”

“…”

“HEY! DON’T YOU DARE”

[ater-love]

Elriel in the next ACOTAR book

[hollowgast1]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

one-shot, please mind the tags

Dick Grayson never made it to Bruce Wayne after being placed in Gotham's juvenile detention center. After presenting omega and fearing adoption by an unmated, rich alpha, he runs away to live on the streets. Years later, a family of Bats takes down a trafficking ring and finds a bird in the process.

[venoooo]

Eremin is totally platonic, yep, absolutely.

Haha, they're holding hands like couples do, BUT IT'S PLATONIC.

[nusharkteeth]

I should cycle through other Blade ships more often. just to give them all a little love since they are all rare pairs.

[denae0o0]

okay so i never understood why people shipped naruto and sasuke but now that im rewatching it… what the heck was ep. 16😭 why is it like a dramatic k-drama(and one of the biggest flashbacks being their kiss😭 you’re joking)