#completely sober

[sirmrkite]

Sorry to those interested but I'm taken, very happily married to minute 3:57 of the song Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups

[metaphysical-human-being]

Remus would put his Kahoot name as Hugh Janus and then blame Janus when the teacher caught on and they always believed it was Janus because his name is Janus

[weeguttersnipe]

Okay, I’m sober now. I’m completely sober now. Want to see?

Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok-Joo (Korean tv series, 2017)

[mojavemoproblems]

me and my friends spent a solid half hour putting a tiny sombrero on inanimate objects and losing our shit over each one tonight

[matteobalsaon]

its almost 3pm and i am totally sober and i love my girlfrienddddd

[raindrop-rouge]

13, 22, 1, 84, 29, 34, 78, 57, 99 (im sorry if these questions are bad but when there are too many i just write down numbers at random as;ldklasd)

Thanks Tessa :D <3 ahaha well we’ll discover the questions together tbh not quite sure what was in there either :’)

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? Nooo, still single, and all I want for 2018 is to either get over my crush or finally finally let something good come of it

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? I’m a cat person, I know nothing about dogs!! I’d ask the bff to choose for me ahaha

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Every day, every night if I could

29: Who are you texting? Hah no one don’t text me I hate typing on my phone

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? My childhood friend! We were looking at zodiac things, and the article was like “pisces have beautiful eyes” and she was immediately, very seriously, like “c’est vrai t’as des yeux magnifiques” (”it’s true you have gorgeous eyes”), and see how much I loved that I remember the exact words ahahaha. I was really touched by that

59: Green or purple grapes? G R E E N and green only actually. Unless we’re talking about a vinyard, with wine tasting to follow-up

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? I’ve had so few crushes I remember all of them yes, and by year 7 I’d had a grand total of none

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Omg I don’t think I ever would, but it would 100% be with my best guy friend. 

99: Do you believe in love at first sight? GDI ok look I know it sounds irrational af but I sorta experienced it once? “Sorta” cause who the hell knows what love really is, but yeah that’s how I’d sum up the experience, it was mutual, it was a huge mess so honestly if it is real it is anything but romantic sorry

[curiouselfqueen]

dancing around my room, I tipped over and let me tell you, it’s amazing that I didn’t knock a single thing over

[theboredvoid]

THEY CAN NEVER KILL ME BECAUSE I WILL EAT THE OPPS I A. LITERAALLLY INSANE 🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷