#computer abuse

[necrodollanganger]

Accidentally kicked my laptop while it was updating and it immediately stopped everything and I had to restart it

[cogitoergodoleo]

me thinking that my blue light glasses will solve all my problems (i look like harry potter with chronically bloodshot eyes)

[whatthelibrariansaid]

Please don't punch the keyboard

[garrulouslinnaeus]

Lol last time I installed updates on my computer was last May in 2014 no wonder #teamkillingmylaptopslowly

[probablyreal]

Today on “Sads you goddamned genius idiot”:

I took apart my laptop, and then put the keyboard back in... upside-down. Like, entirely upside-down. And it took me 5 minutes to realize. Then I put the keyboard in right-side up, technically, except the connection underneath the keyboard? It was upside-down. I mean, it says “UP” on one side, and I put that facing down. And then I panicked when the keyboard wouldn’t work. And then I put it back together right, but forgot to put the screw underneath the battery pack back in. God, I thought I’d forgotten to screw in the harddrive or something and nearly took it apart again... until I remembered I’d labeled all the screws and written down which ones I’d screwed back in. Today is just terrible.

But, screwy keyboard panic aside: Fan cleaned (a goddamned colony of dust bunnies.) keyboard cleaned, inner workings of the laptop cleaned (We don’t even have apple juice in this house...) all screws tightened so the laptop no longer makes creaky noises when I type, improvement on RAM by swapping with my brother’s old laptop (which was better than mine) so hopefully my laptop’ll behave better now.

[crystalelemental]

My computer just crashed.  My brand new computer just crashed.  Fucking hell, Kishuna, can you do nothing right?  I know I named you that because you can't, but for fuck's sake, get your act together.  This is just shameful.  God.  If/When I start making real money, your ass is going to be the standard work computer.  You will sit there and do nothing but write my reports and otherwise be a useless pile of shit like you were always meant to be.  Fuck you, new computer.  You'll never be as good as old computer!

[etykab]

Why not just printscreen?

I'm getting pretty sick of people actually putting extra effort into getting a crapper picture of something on their computer screen of which they want to share with people. Why don't people just press 'prntscrn' then open paint and 'ctrl + v', why even own a computer if you're going to mistreat that poor thing.

[royalanimal]

something flutter up to my screen and stuck to it, and it looked like a mosquito and I hate those things so I almost ran away, then I shook the screen and realized it was a fluff.