#computer fighters

[tomcrowsex]

i have the one and only 24 karat gold gunfoot

[vlewmonster]

my Mitch Dollarton III headcanons ive accumulated since 2023 🫶

he was taught French as a kid

before he inherited his family's fortune, Mitch was studying business. this explains why he's charismatic and intelligent

Mitch didn't have any friends growing up thanks to his social status. it would follow up into adulthood but the people he would talk to were business partners or his enemies (NKR)

his interest in video games sparked out of jealousy and competition when Mitch saw how successful and popular Daxter Flaxter got

Gunfoot was a commissioned character on behalf of Mitch

Mitch doesn't have a love interest for the fact that he is greedy (he doesn't want to share his wealth) and he wants the bloodline to end with him being the best Dollarton in family history

Mitch is a single child

the only reason why Mitch hired Max to be his bouncer is because he saw how dumb he was wan and shared a common enemy (NKOTR)

he hates NKOTR not because they're Poor but how theyre becoming successful as nerds doing nerdy things. it repulsed him and damaged his ego

Mitch values his ego more than anything and anyone else. If someone mocks him, they should expect a lawsuit the next day

After being zapped into the pinball machine, Mitch does survive

Mitch was in the midst of buying Pinball Wizard around the time Computer Fighters began

Mitch and Daxter Flaxter Hate each other a LOT because Mitch sued the company issuing Daxter Flaxter magazines for stupid reasons (refer to earlier) idk Mitch just didn't like him. Daxter Flaxter only helped the New Kids just to get back at Mitch.

[imhereisntthatenough]

not the daxter flaxster bottom surgery

[mouth-dreaming]

Select your Computer Fighter

Sgt. Health Food

Karate Werewolf

Ninjutsu Regular Wolf

Pizza Cop

Gunfoot

TRUCK

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[unsubtle-oddities]

saw a book. knew immediately what I had to do

[flamebearrel]

[ID: A screenshot of a page of the Littlest Pet Shop wiki about Roger Baxter. The titular character’s name is circled in red and points to an inserted image of Daxter Flaxter from New Kids on the Rock, pointing his fingers against his black visor and looking confident. End ID]

…Replace Roger with any given line from the computer fighters script and you’d still get the same result

(More, since I couldn’t decide which pic was best)

[ID: The same image as above, but with two different photos of Daxter grinning instead. End ID]

[baking-accident]

tumblr rn

[s0upyboy]

daxter flaxter is trans sorry I don’t make the rules