how I thought it would go down
me:*walking around as Hawkeye, like a badass*
volunteer security d-bag: "hey, you look dangerous, I should throw you out"
me:"bro, see this arrow right here? it's the only one that comes out of the quiver. rest are glued in, I defy you to show me how they're dangerous"
him:"okay but-"
me:"you know anything about archery?"
him:"..."
me:"thought so, let me teach you a thing. this clip thing here? called the nock, holds the arrow on the string. you might notice it's broken. no nock, no shooting. lemme show you"
me:*draws arrow point-blank at dude's nose*
me:*looses string*
arrow:*falls uselessly to the floor*
me:"so as you can see, the only way I could do any harm to anybody is if I dropped this stuff right now and kicked your ass for harassing me. savvy?"
him:"these aren't the droids we're looking for, move along"









