#concealedkoffing

[chounaifu]

Meanwhile in the company chat. Feat. @reiketsui // @concealedkoffing & @rocketratbag // @haematophiliac

[gnzma]

does guzma get along with any of the other 'bad guy' teams or does he hate them all?

[ hold on i made a post about this some time ago but tl;dr

rocket: fuck no one of his Least Favorite People live there and 99.9% of people involved with rockets he talked to so far were cunts so that's a hard no for him

aqua: got in fistfight with their leader once, and even in verses with other archies he just finds them weird

magma: same w aqua except that there was no fistfight, maxie called him stupid once and guzma answered by throwing him in a locker

galaxy: no interactions with them yet! he'd find them weird in a heaven's gate kind of way so no

plasma: technically he doesn't know he interacted with them, but he had really bad times with ghetsis and a certain funny little gal who wants to experiment on him so that's a hard pass

flare: fuck flare all my homies hate flare he thinks silva is a cool kid but everyone else can explode

aether: i mean. do i even have to say it?

macro cosmos: no interactions with them yet, but based on nothing other than "they're rich" he'd gladly beat them all up

yell & stars: they're cool in a younger sibiling kind of way

... ...so. yeah. don't expect a team collab anytime soon ]

[shayochism-moved3]

@concealedkoffing​ // A million bucks

     “Y’know...” She starts, looking the executive up and down. Damn. She doesn’t quite get it. She watched much of this transformation and she still. Doesn’t. Get it. What so ever. Earlier she was staring at Petrel in all his usual glory, and the next she’s looking at his disguise, some woman she’s never met. And damn she wouldn’t be able to tell that it is all fake. “I watched that shit, and I still can’t understand how th’fuck you’ve done it.”

     Her head cocks to the side as she eyes him... her?? Strange woman... Not Petrel at all... Okay, so she - he - looks great. Her brain is screaming, saying it is a guise, but in reality she really, really cannot tell. And it bothers her! Because it’s too good! She’s always known about the guises but to see it like this is immense. Damn. Her head hurts now. But she musters a smirk, hands on her hips.

     “Lissen. If I were anywhere near gay, I’d be all over yer right now. But am also concerned how y’do this so well, sir. Am impressed.”

[johtobcrn]

Geez, who let these losers near a computer?

Didn't Team Rocket get disbanded years ago?? He should KNOW!

HE WAS THERE.

[monterraverde]

✨

“Seviper. Between the poison typing and the lithe build you got going on.”

[skullkxd]

talk about petrel

He’s … funny? Kinda a goofy guy?

I don’ know him that well, but … but I mean … he’s fine? He hasn’t done anything bad to me, an’ as far as I know he doesn’t ping my sus radar …

[zaiyakua]

@concealedkoffing asked: bachelor’s button, salvia // Botanical headcanons

bachelor’s button : does your muse actively seek romantic companionship , or cherish the liberties of being single ?

He doesn't tend to be very interested in romantic companionship, to the point that it'd likely be fair to label him aromantic. It's simply never something that he tends to give much thought to, though he has been asked about it time and time again in interviews. The media simply cannot understand why one of Kanto's most eligible bachelors would choose to keep remaining that way. He tends to just...flash a charming smile and redirect the conversation somewhere else.

salvia : is your muse possessive over people or things that matter a lot to them ?how do they express that possessiveness , or lack thereof ?

He very much has possessive tendencies, though it varies depending on who or what in particular is being discussed. Generally, though, anything or anyone associated with Rocket can be considered to have come under his ownership in one way or another. It's the fate they chose when they decided to sell him their soul, and he doesn't take well to that agreement being threatened or broken.

This only becomes more and more true the higher in the ranks that one goes (and even for his son as well, though he tends to be tight-lipped on that one).

[veritasvitae]

"Petrel has full discretion as to how he disciplines those under his command."

That said, she thinks the cupboard is stupid, but if it works it works. She can't argue with results.