#congrats?

[554ever]

James just had his second child and Carlos is rumored to have proposed to Rebecca? I’m sure user hamlettee is going to cook something up

[thatcooolartist]

Happy one year anniversary to our beloved yaoi

[miyanaxxi]

You named yourself after Miyanna, worship the ground she walks on, but your pfp is kim'dael? For shame! The court would like to hear your defense

SOMEONE NOTICED 😭

In my defence, Kim’dael is also my wife, and that’s literally all I have.

Well now that I think about it, it’s a pretty shitty excuse.

Changing it now, Your Honour.

[goldensunset]

there’s a certain weird superiority complex in some circles of tumblr that’s like. ‘well I’M miserable because i absorb endless negativity so i’m better and more enlightened than you. nobody should be allowed to be happy in this world and if you are then you’re complicit in all its evils 😘’ like hey man how’s it going

[simplydnp]

im sorry one bed and the bathtub is in the room? okay cool 👍

[ratatatastic]

hey... why is she drenched...

[rollinpinwheel]

POV: You go to make out with Pinwheel only to promptly vomit cus his canister of "saliva" hasn't been refilled for 10 years and his excessive consumption of oil and diesel (the good shit), along with his body having leaks and being broken in various places, causes him to taste like the inside of a jeep

[obsessive-evie]

I have smut ideas

don’t be shy

the floors all yours 🎤