an: i was going through tiktok and thinking about how vinnie hacker could be young, modern jean. also this was just supposed to be jean but there’s mentions of the whole group🧍🏾♀️
tags: black!reader, fem!reader, high school!jean, high school!reader, tiktoker!jean, everyone’s in highschool or college bye
• you might wanna read this first
• jean is pretty popular on tiktok
• 7.3M followers just for taking his shirt off
• but it’s not always thrist traps. sometimes it’s videos calling you out directly. this is pre-him admitting he likes you. all his followed think y’all should date
• silly tiktoks with eren
• pretends to be one of the boyz😈🥶 but he’s an actual sweetheart and everyone knows that
• more videos about you but you’re so oblivious. you think he’s talking about sasha or mikasa.
• jean sees sasha as a friend. not a sister. she’s just a friend. he doesn’t know why yalls friend group thinks yall are dating or sum.
• the members of yalls group includes jean, eren(yeah he makes those silly transition videos), mikasa, sasha, connie, armin, and you (if y’all have fcs for mikasa, armin and connie let me know!)
• marco is friends with jean but he’s not in yalls group
• floch wanna hang out with y’all but he’s crazy😭 y’all don’t want NOTHING to do with him lmao
• reiner’s a sophomore in college, annie’s a freshman in college, bertholdt’s a senior at y’all’s school but you all hang out because their so cool. they’re like older siblings
• y’all are always going to eachother’s houses after school
• no one’s ever been to jean’s apartment tho
• whenever jean hangs out with the boys, they’re always encouraging him to ask you out
• same with the girls. but you brush it off. you’re so convinced that he likes mikasa.
• and yalls group name…?
• eren and the yeagerists (such a dumb name but y’all liked it😭)
Question: characters who take you saying "but I'm too heavy👉👈🥺" when they tell you to sit on their face as a challenge
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE yeah okay here’s a list for you, bolded are the ones who will make you sit on their face till you’re shaking and can’t hold yourself up anymore.
er*n, connie, armin, bakugou, izuku, ITADORI, nanami, jean
off the top of my head. but literally everyone wants to be suffocated by thick thighs.... idc what anyone else says
You and Bsf!Connie claims you guys are nothing but friends but he can accurately say where every mole, scar, and mark is on your beautiful body.
Bsf!Connie who gets extremely jealous when you say you're talking to someone. A pout etches across his face because no one is good enough for his "Hermosa bendición" (beautiful blessing)
Bsf!Connie who kisses you on the lips at parties and when people ask why it's because he wanted to "help get rid of the extra lip gloss". As he proceeds to walk around with your lip combo on his lips.
Bsf!Connie who's upset when you finally get a boyfriend but refuses to stop calling you his beautiful blessing and baby.
Bsf!Connie who is also your plug who always pre-rolls everything for you and makes sure to throw in extra.
Bsf!Connie who bought you a beautiful diamond necklace as a gift for you getting a promotion at your job.
Bsf!Connie who gets a dm from your boyfriend telling him to back off.
Bsf!Connie who does the exact opposite and when you and your boyfriend break up obviously he's there to comfort you...by filling up that needy cunt. And leaving marks on those beautiful tits that bounce as he gives you back shots, telling you that your ex didn't deserve you. "Podría follarte mejor de lo que él jamás pudo" (i could fuck you better than he ever could)