My headcanon is that Eggsy is already a badass motherfucking spy. And that there is a society more secretive than the Kingsman that hired our lil Eggs to be Harry's secret bodyguard. So Eggsy is just messing up and all to fuck with Harry cause he thinks the posh man is adorable all riled. ❤️❤️❤️
Omgomgomgomgomg This is so perfect jesussssssshchristoncrackers
But imagine, Harry trying his best to show off for Eggsy and teach him how to be a great spy and Eggsy’s just smirking and nodding along even though he already knows everything that Harry’s telling him.
Harry peacocking for Eggsy, always trying to look cool, and Eggsy finds it so endearing, that his pet spy is trying to show off for him, and being a smiggin impressed by how hard Harry is trying for him.
Harry going to protect Eggsy, but Eggsy’s already defeated the enemy and he’s brushing off his shoulders and Harry is so confused.
Eggsy never telling Harry before Harry goes off to Kentucky, still reeling from the shame he feels for puposfully having let him down.
Eggsy screaming because he was supposed to be there to protect him when the bullet breaks the signal from Harry’s glasses.