I'm gonna be honest, I'm probably going to post about this fic a lot because I spent 4 months putting it together and NOT ABLE TO SCREECH ABOUT IT
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You know how Jonny Sims and Alex Newell made the (very solid) decision to not include any explicit kissing sounds/particular types of trauma?
Have you ever thought "what if they did, tho?" Hang on that's not a good job explaining wait
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do you like angst? do you like monster!Jon? do you ever think "wow Jon went 0-60 on Martin by season 4, wish we had more build-up or a blatantly over-the-top excuse"
Read my pretentiously titled fic! It has multi-shipping! It has humor! It has surprising amounts of blood body horror! It has sex! It has romance! It has again, surprising amounts of teeth!
It has received rave reviews like "I read this in their voices!" And "oh my GOD" and "😳"
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
It's fully posted and complete, with gorgeous binding art!








