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[ironriots]

i want more fic where crowley and aziraphale give old man energy

i want them baffling or vaguely unsettling humans who perceive them as close-in-age

i want them chumming it up with pensioners

i want slang that both of them miss

i want crowley struggling to keep up with the trends and the technology because they cycle faster and faster every year. i want him giving "how do you do, fellow kids and reddit users" energy

i want both of them sharing comfortable little anachronisms. habits and sensibilities and tastes that have stuck with them since antiquity that they can't seem to shake out of nostalgia.

[ironriots]

crowley stans who are aziraphale haters are so bizarre to me like….what part of “bonded pair do not separate” are u not understanding bruh

[ironriots]

maiden mother crone

[ironriots]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: E

Word Count: 3,019

Status: Complete

Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley

Featured Tags: POV Alternating, Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley, Crowley Has a Vulva, Crowley Has T Dick, Oral Sex, Orgasm Control, Science Experiments, Banter

Summary: Written for Soho Red Light District server's monthly NSFW prompt Jan 2024 - "Bell".

What had first occurred to Aziraphale as a coincidence became a hypothesis, which became a theory to be tested as many times as he could manage without Crowley catching on. It was apparent that Crowley needed far less physical foreplay than when they had first become sexually acquainted. While this may have simply been a mutual case of nerves in the beginning, it did not account for why Crowley was no longer capable of behaving himself in the bookshop.

[ironriots]

hot take for 8 in the morning but have we considered the possibility that crowley is wrong to keep suggesting they elope every time something goes sideways; to beg aziraphale to abandon the world he’s duty-bound to protect, the world they both love and have sacrificed so much to preserve?

[ironriots]

....what if i put a little garashir on the blog

[ironriots]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: T

Word Count: 1,682

Status: Complete

Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley

Featured Tags: Agender Aziraphale, Genderfluid Crowley, He/Him Pronouns for Aziraphale, Changing Pronouns for Crowley, They're in love and everyone is trans.

Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley take a well-deserved post retirement vacation to the streets of New Orleans, just in time for Pride. As they observe the celebrations, they muse on the striking similarities between celestial and human experience. Written for Trans Omens Mini Bang 2024

“Well,” Crowley shrugs, the movement rolling him back to his original position. “They’re made for it, aren’t they? All that free will and expression came with the package. It’s natural for them.”

Includes art by the fantastic @decayingdante!

Discussions of Aziraphale's Human Bookseller Drag and Gender Enthusiast Crowley included.