#contractee is ace

[flankerclinger0a]

Mafioso’s fever dreams have gone from at least kinda normal to “This is a teenager calling themself god(said god is also my friend), who is wielding nothing but a purple softball bat, and they have killed my husbands.”

Divine Apathy can’t save you from the panic attack that awaits you when you wake up from this dream, bucko. *cocks gun of unspeakable horrors*