#conversations with loki

[hearth-stone]

Me: Loki, I’m feeling down give me a meme?

Loki: bet

Loki:

[sabine-leo]

Loki: My personality attracts people, scares them away and makes them want to come back later...

You: That´s where you are wrong!

Loki: ... ?

You: I never left!

[ohhhmyloki]

Drunk Conversations with Loki:

Me (drunk): You're like...a sexy danger noodle. Did you know that?

Loki: I'm ...What??

Me: ye--*hic*--yeah. Sexy danger noodle. Dangersnoodle.

Loki: 🤨

Loki: What is wrong with you, woman?

Me:

Me: I like noodles.

Loki: 🤨

Me: If you were a noodle, what kind of sauce would I eat you with?

Loki: I … ??

Me: Butter.

Loki: 😑

Me: With parmessssann.

Loki: 😑

Me: To enhance your natural flavor.

Loki: Please, stop.

Me:

Loki:

Me:

Loki:

Me: I love you, butter-parmesan-dangersnoodle.

Loki: *facepalm*

[My thanks to @latent-thoughts for the danger noodle inspiration]

[aesirwhatyoudidthere]

For a god of lies, Loki seems bizarrely hesitant to make promises he can’t keep.

I’m just saying.

[aesirwhatyoudidthere]

Last night, I asked Loki to talk to me, to tell me what he's thinking. I've been talking a lot, worrying a lot, and I figured maybe it's time for me to chill out long enough to listen.

Then I had a dream that I'm almost positive was from him, because it repeated itself two or three times during the night. There was a word. The name of something, I think. A person or a place or a title, I don't know.

The problem is, I can't remember any details beyond that. I can't even remember what the word was.

I'm beginning to think this might not be the best form of communication, Lokes. 🤦‍♀️

[whispering-imp]

Back here

Happy to be back to... not-home. Did you miss me my prince? Been naughty? Ah, I thought you might.

Wait, what was that about superglued office doors?

Loki!

[ilovedirt]

Things I text my brother in the middle of the night: "I might be gayer than I thought."