#cooookie

[lesbian-moon-gf]

trying not to fall asleep so i can eat my sooft sofft lemon butter cookiw

[potatoplace]

I want cooookie

[dancingwithmydemons]

IT'S COOOOKIE TIME!

[crazieecatlady]

☺🧡 #Mama #Niece #Cooookie #Cutie #Smile #FamilyMoments #Cute #Love #Life (at You are my sunshine) https://www.instagram.com/p/BslhQoknlmF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xe3n854nclov

[alymcdee]

So my daughter could NOT stop asking for one of these squishies.. So I bought it for her birthday... But the other day, she lost a tooth.. So I gave it to her early!! She takes it almost everywhere.. & it smells like a chocolate chip cookie!! Makes me want to bake some peanut butter cookies!! #sqyishy #squishie #emoji #smiles #chocolate #choco #cookie #chocolatechipcookie #cooookie #glasses #mydaughterlostatooth #sheknowsthetruthbutstillgetsstuff #mamasthetoothfairy #daughter #birthday #momlife #kidlife #smellssogood

[telestills-blog]

50 Of The Funniest Messages Found Inside Fortune Cookies

When you see a fortune cookie, it's not the cookie you're craving, it's the fortune. I mean, there are plenty of baked desserts but how many of them can reveal your future? Or the lack of it? Some of these messages, however, are so surprising, they catch people completely off-guard. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest phrases ever found in fortune cookies to prove that Confucius isn't behind all of them.

From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who discovered these messages definitely had a hard time swallowing them. Scroll down to read the hilarious list and upvote your favorite entries!

[thegypsyqueeen-blog]

#cookiemonster #cookiesready #mewantscookies #cooookie #🍪@corey_jroc @carbonbandit @coast_ped @paulrohm @ada_racing @ddmracing @grangemotorcircuit @dithercaffey @eraab

[tenkoinc]

SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN THE COOKIE JAR. WELL, YOU ARE MINE NOW. YOU BELONG TO ME.

Things overheard in my kitchen