#copsecore

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"milo's daddy issues", "darlin's daddy issues"

what about porter's daddy issues.

[kvetch19]

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yeahhh this looks like the face of the man who created the redactedverse

it scares me a bit i wont lie why is he like this tho /lh

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"would you still love me if I was a worm?" - guy

"uhhhh sure? I mean, how would i know it was you?" - honey

"i would talk to you. in my worm language." - guy

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darlin' who suffers from chronic stress migraines and sam who gets them bagged frozen sweetcorn at 2am to help with the pain

[copsecore]

Damien and Freelancer

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james is a better man than me coz if that little rat was stood in my office after all the shit he pulled he wouldve left that room in a very small box

[copsecore]

i love the idea of one of the DAMN crew (probably Damien) finding out that d(a)emons cannot reproduce with humans and taking that news as a silent announcement that Gavin and Freelancer hit it raw every night.

Bonus points if he (Damien) gets lowkey jealous of that idea because goddammit he wants to do it raw with HIS boyfriend too, and then Huxley finds out why he’s so mad and just laughs his ass off about it.

(context: cis gay guys wear protection from HIV/AIDS)

(inspo somehow from @grilledcheezy92 and the post about redacted vampires)