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got bored. drew the unholy quintet again
Just like mitchy been dadding cow, jt housed/fathering kniesy, willy big brothering alex, mo new father, i desperately need auston to be mentoring Nicky Bobby. That's his baby aus!!! Teach him your hatty ways, your dick trick secrets (innocently ok)
people sent shirt suggestions and I obliged
best era.
My Experience with Lego Friends
So way back in 2011, when I was but a wee 8ish year old, my mother and I were walking through the Walmart toy aisle. We moved through the girls section and saw this:
And my mom screamed. No Joke. An employee came over to ask what was wrong and she yelled. "There's Lego's for girls!!!"
That was my first introduction to the franchise/Lego theme. Now I was just as excited as her. Before Friends, I only had one Lego set that Mom had to search extensively for because there weren't really any proper sets for little girls.
So she bought me Lego Friends.
And more Friends.
As a budding Lego lover, I built them. I watched the corresponding TV shows on Netflix. I talked about them with my friends. I received a bunch of sets on my Birthday and Christmas.
A few years later, Lego started to release Disney Princess sets and Lego Elves. While I never got into Elves while they were released (something I regret now that I'm older), I watched the mini movie and series that were released on Netflix.
And then in 2018, Lego rebranded Friends for the first time.
Originally in 2012, Lego Friends advertised a young group of highschool girls and their subsequent adventures in their hometown of HeartLake City. This is what the lineup looked like:
(From Left to right: Emma, Stephanie, Olivia, Andrea, & Mia
Four white girls and one African American, and an extremely light skinned one.
And the "new" line-up in 2018:
(From Left to Right: Andrea, Mia, Emma, Stephanie, & Olivia)
One Asian, one one Hispanic, one African American (dark-skinned not light), and two whites.
Now my 12 year old brain was mad about the changes, especially since American Girl (another toy brand I loved) had rebranded one of there lines and honestly, butchered the best parts about the line.
But after someone told me it was wonderful that they were being more inclusive, and after I looked at some of the sets, I came around.
So I continued to collect the sets. I watched the corresponding show on Netflix.
Then January 2023 rolls up, I innocently stroll down the toy aisle at target and see
"What the hell is this? What's wrong with the logo?" (<- Actual thought from my brain)
After a quick scope around the Friends section, I figure out it's another rebrand. Now, I'm on the fence, holding out judgement.
A few months pass, I see a few new Lego models. A boy in a wheelchair, a girl with half an arm, a girl with Vitiligo. I'm starting to feel hopeful about the rebrand.
However, the core 5 girl squad don't seem to appear as much. So finally, I turn to google like a normal person. And find out that they got rid of the core 5 girl squad and that there's a "New Generation of Friends".
...
Yeah, that ticked me off. The girl squad was my favorite part of the Friends brand.
So after finding this out, I go on a mini-boycott, because apparently, I am still a petulant child when it comes to Legos.
And then around September, I tread into the Lego section of a store for the first time in a while.
And spot a set that has the cutest animal in it. The familiar longing itch to buy a new set returns. My mom approaches me, and we start talking about the rebranded sets. She points out a couple sets with cool architecture.
And I let myself enjoy window shopping for Legos again.
Fast forward to Christmas, I get a set titled HeartLake City Community Center. I haven't built it yet, but I'm looking at the box \/,
Wait a minute, who's that in the corner? Is that who I think it is?
IT IS!!!!!! IT'S STEPHANIE!!!!! AND SHE'S THE MAYOR. HAJKSHJKDHKJLSAS
So I make a red string/conspiracy board theory, that this 2nd rebrand of Legos is *literally* the next generation of Friends. Like, the core 5 grew up and these are all the new kids that live in the city.
I bring this up to my parents, and Mom's thinks it's an awesome theory since it's been a decade. The girls should be allowed to grow up and have adult lives.
I don't think much more about it until I'm browsing the Lego store this afternoon for Lego Monkie Kid Sets, and come across a new set titled Andrea's Modern Mansion. Of course I click on it.
(All following pictures are screenshots from the Lego website)
Front ^ and back \/
Wait, what's that in the middle?
Are those pictures?
THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie and Mia graduating! Family portrait! Andrea with her baby! Olivia and Emma!
That's it. The rebrand has won me over. I love seeing all this later in life core 5.
Stephanie's the Mayor, like her idol from the original show. Andrea's a singer, has won some awards, is married, and has a child.
I can't wait to see what they do with the other girls.
Also, look at the reunion!
They're doing karaoke! I can't take it.
Ward
For protecting specific spaces, like a shield around your space and your room that is permanently up and in the same place tend to be more permanent and attached to a location (compared to circles which we use more short term)
Warding methods
Guardians
- Create a guardian to guard your home or space from negative energies
- Use a small object, enchant it with your intention and keep it in a safe, permanent place
Salt
- Black salt can be used in banishing rituals or used alone
- Sprinkle salt around your doors and windows or make protection jars
Visualization
- Use your intention and energy to visualize a powerful barrier of protecting light around yourself or your space
Crystals
- Corresponding crystals can be worn as jewelry to protect against negative energies
- Placing crystals in a room or around your house will create a protective barrier
Herbs
- Burn protective herbs and pass the smoke through your space or tools
- Sprinkle herbal oils and tinctures on yourself and your space for protective barrier
Follow your intuition
- Use the method that calls you
- Never use a method that feels wrong or that you haven’t researched
Warding vs. banishing
Banishing is far more specific and direct than warding is. The whole purpose is to get rid of a specific energy, spirit or person. That’s why you have to be careful and really think about this as it’s a strong form of defense. Warding is a more gentle form of defense magick. It’s used to guard and protect you from negative energies of any kind by redirecting them away
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“Heroes” of our story- family day rewrite
aka the mostly edited d1 fic that's been sitting in my drafts for way too long where mal yells at the “heroes” of auradon
****TW for implied/referenced child abuse and really really brief mention/reference to s*xual ass*ult
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“Because of your mother my daughter was raised by fairies. Her first words, first steps, I missed it all.” Queen Leah gasped out, barely holding herself together. The Isle part of Mal laughed, she wouldn't have lasted an hour back home. But, Auradon had softened her, so she moved in closer, going to comfort the old woman.
“I’m so sor-”
Suddenly, Chad was there, blocking her from the woman and pushing her back. “Stay away from her!” He said, angry, like Mal was going to hurt some defenseless old woman.
She scowled at him, opening her mouth to defend herself, but before she could say anything Ben jumped forward, putting himself between her and the other boy.
“Don’t do this Chad.” Ben pleaded, acting as a wall between the larger boy and the VKs. Mal felt adrenaline spike in her veins, clenching her fists as she took in the situation around her. People from all across the lawn had stopped to gather and watch, and the other three, her crew, moved in behind her, ready to fight. We were supposed to be safe here. Why can’t we just be safe?
Chad scoffed at Ben, like what he asked was so ridiculous. “They were raised by their parents, Ben. What do you think villains teach their kids? Huh? Kindness? Fair play? No way, okay?”
Mal’s ears began to ring. Her instincts screamed out to her.
Take him down before he takes you down.
Run or fight run or fight do something before someone gets hurt.
Do whatever you need to, (maim, stab, kill, hurt) to survive.
But louder than the rest they called out to protect them.
Chad was a threat. They were surrounded by threats, backed into a corner by sheer numbers. She needed to do something, gain some sort of power, some sort of leverage, some sort of escape.
So, she laughed. Loud and calculated and cold and evil. And all the hero’s gazes turn to her, fear in their eyes.
(Though they don’t see the fear in her eyes. Or hear the fear in her laugh, see the fear in the way she held herself, fear in the knives she carried, fear that oozed out of her in a noxious cloud that they were only blind to by choice. Fear that rolled of Jay and Evie and Carlos and every other child on that godforsaken island, visible no matter how hard they tried to keep it in.)