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[lycantherous]

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[kylux]

#23 kylux things you said after i accidentally broke your nose

“Ren!” Hux screamed nasally, holding his bloody nose closed.

Kylo was laughing under his mask, a horrible sound that made Hux want to punch him.

Kylo had accidentally tripped on his ridiculous robes and went crashing right into Hux, smashing his very heavy helmet into Hux’s nose, and sufficiently breaking it with a sickening crunch.

And he had the audacity to laugh. 

“Stop that right now and get me to the med bay,” Hux ordered.

Kylo pulled his mask off, wheezing with laughter “I’m sorry…it’s just…your face…”.

Hux stamped his foot “Yes, my face, which currently has a broken nose thanks to you! The Supreme Leader will be hearing about this!” Hux said angrily.

“Come on, admit it - its kind of funny,” Kylo said, smirking.

“No, it’s not kind of funny! It isn’t funny at all! You better hope they can reset this right!” Hux yelled as Kylo took him by the arm and carted him towards the medical bay.

Hux continued yelling all the way through the halls and to the medical bay. He didn’t even stop complaining when his nose was reset - he only paused for a brief, agonized scream before going back to listing off all the things he was going to do to Ren when they were done.

When Hux had been taken care of, Kylo escorted him out. Hux was about to turn and leave from Ren but Ren caught him by his arm.

“Aren’t you going to keep your promise and punish me for what I’ve done?” Kylo asked leerily, raising his eyebrows.

“Kriff you, Ren,” Hux said, shrugging out of Kylo’s grasp and leaving an amused Kylo alone in the hallway.

He’d get Hux one day.