Oct 24, 2024
Cosmic Plaything Archetroper
A flag for archtropers who are a cosmic plaything, a magnet for misfortune and impossibly unlucky odds.
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Cosmic Plaything Archetroper
A flag for archtropers who are a cosmic plaything, a magnet for misfortune and impossibly unlucky odds.
To some extent, it’s understandable that some viewers see the Inspector as being dragged around by the cosmos, doing its bidding against their will.
But then, the Inspector has some control over when and where they travel, regardless of what the BOOTH reckons.
"But every time I have been happy, the universe has conspired to do something nasty to me."
Londo Mollari, Into the Fire (Babylon 5 S04E06)
"The Universe hates me, you know. I don't know why. I have never done anything to the Universe to, uh... well, all right, a few things, but after a while, you would think it would be enough. 'Yes, we have had our little fun with Londo Mollari for now. Perhaps, it is time to move on and find someone else to play with.'"
Londo Mollari, A View from the Gallery (Babylon 5 S05E04)
*Neal and Emma meet the episode after the dreaded CS kiss*
Neal: Hi. Am I... interrupting something?
Emma: Nope. Not really...
Hook: *whistles*
Neal: This is extremely awkward. Are you sure we are supposed to meet immediately after the kiss?
Emma: I don't know!
Neal: I'm gonna check the script.
Neal: *takes out script from pocket*
Neal: Hey guys, do you know if this scene is in your scripts?
Charming: Not in mine.
Snow: Nope.
Regina: No, mine says you are not supposed to meet before episode 11.
Neal: 11? That's like, six episodes from now. Oh no, wait. No. Hell no. Don't tell me...
Regina: *clears throat and starts reading*
Regina: "Unaware the man she loves is alive,"
Neal: No, not six episodes developing their relationship! No!
Regina: "Emma decides to head to a hideout with Hook..."
Neal: Oh hell no! Stop right there.
Regina: "to celebrate another victory in private..."
Hook: *wiggles eyebrows*
Hook: Whoa....
Snow: Eeeww!
Neal: No way in hell I'm not gonna let them have sex!
Neal: *throws script to the fire*
Neal: *kicks props around*
Neal: I swear I'll pull a Rene Lenier here! Gimme the awkward reunion, I can take it!
Adam: Neal, you're not a part of the scene. Go wait in the Purgatory with the other characters that we are planning to torture.
Neal: The Purgatory is empty! I'm the only one there!
Adam: Are you sure?
Neal: Yes, you gave my father a Rumbelle scene. You saved Charming! Regina will meet her soulmate. I'm the only one still getting pwned by fate!
Eddy: *whispers*
Eddy: I think he's right...
Adam: *shrugs*
Neal: Guys come on! There is no tomorrow for CS sex! Hook stop laughing dude! It's not funny.
Emma: I thought you were not jealous...
Neal: What the hell Emma!
Emma: You think I forgot the work-out line?
Neal: I didn't come up with that line!
Neal: *raises an accusing finger to The Powers That Be*
Neal: They did! My feelings for Tamara were not genuine!
Eddy: But you wanted to marry her.
Neal: No, I didn't! You made me do it!
Adam: Pan, can you please...
Pan: Come on, laddie. We gotta go. Don't worry, I read it on the script you're going to kick my skinny ass a couple times. You know I ship you and the Savior, right? Deep, deep, deep down I think everyone does.
Neal: *gets dragged away, still whimpering*
Neal: Hell no! Not six episodes, please.
Adam: Not even if we give you True Love's kiss in episode eleven?
Neal: *stops struggling to listen*
Eddy: As in... the confirmation you are the one for her?
Neal: *frustrated tears*
Neal: Why are you doing this to me?
Eddy: No pain no gain, buddy.
*Neal and Pan leave the scene*
Adam: Oookay. So, who were we torturing now?
Adam:...
Eddy:...
Eddy: Damn... It's not that much fun torturing other characters.
Adam: Pan, please bring Neal back. I have an idea.
Poor Donald.
He is pretty much one of the world's biggest Cosmic Playthings, especially in the older cartoons, where you laugh at him unceasingly getting the rug pulled out from under him over and over and over.
If I were Donald, I'd probably have violent moods of anger too.
The sad moment you remember Emma's parents gave her up because they had no choice...
Whereas both Neal's parents chose to leave him.
