#cottoncandyloki

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Airport

Tom:*puts his suitcase on the conveyor belt for security check*

Security: Sir, we have to open and check your suit case

Tom: You don't have to do th-

Security: *opens suitcase*

*suitcase is filled with 36 of the same blue sweater*

Tom: I-I can explain...

[zuckerwattebaum]

-Loki- outtake stand alone picture I like 

photo TheyCanSeeInTheDark / costume made by Cosplay Mandy Commission and myself (armor parts) / fun in so much Loki green outside   

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You: Loki!

You: Loki!

You: Loki!

Loki: What is it y/n?! For goodness sakes it’s 3 am!

You: You’re baby :)

Loki: Just... go to bed

*rolls over*

*blushes*

Loki,whispering to himself: I’m baby

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Loki: *holding several boxes*

You: *stretches out hand to help*

You: Need a hand?

Loki: *moves all the boxes to one hand and holds yours with the other*

Loki: Darling, this is romantic and all but it’s not very helpful

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Tags:

@myjokesarecriesforhelp @sphoox @myworddump @cool-ontherun-world

@lokii-lover @shesakillerkween @roxysherinford

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Not my Flowers

Thor: Loki, we need to talk about your crush on y/n and how you’ve been chasing after her.

Loki: Crush?! Ha! I do not have "crushes." Love is for FOOLS and I chase after NO ONE.

Thor: Right...

Thor: ANYWAYS I need some flowers for someone, you think you can do that for me?

Loki: *makes flowers appear and gives them to Thor*

Loki: Here, now leave me alone

*Thor leaves*

Loki, snickering and rubbing his hands maniacally: I hope Thor likes flowers that squirt water

Thor: *walks up to*

Thor: Here y/n! *hands you the flowers* These are for you

Loki, thinking: oh nononono

Loki, thinking: At least he didn’t say they were from me

Thor, to You: They’re from Loki:)

Loki: *face palms*

You: Awh that’s so sweet of him

You: Wait a second... what’s that in the middle...?

Loki: THOR WAI-

*water squirts all over you*

Loki: oh no-

You: loKIIIIII

*starts running after Loki*

Thor: Ha! Now she’s the one chasing YOU brother! :D

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Thor, looking at Loki before doing "Get help"

Thor: Ah yes, an all you can yeet buffet.

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Communication

*sees man hugging his wife from behind*

You: Aw that’s so sweet! Loki, you should do that!

Loki, with an odd look on his face: I mean... if that’s what you want

Loki: *goes up behind the woman and hugs her*

You: LOKI THAT'S NOT WHAT I-

*woman punches Loki in the nose*

You: ...meant

Loki,holding his bloody nose: This is why communication is essential in relationships.

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Fall with Loki would include...

Requested by @eagleandthebutterfly

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- Loki being absolutely STUNNED by the colour changing leaves

- FALL OUTFITS because Loki in comfy sweaters and beanies + imagine his hair falling to the side like wOW

- wet and muggy days just mean more dancing in the rain

- taking Loki to Starbucks and making him try a pumpkin spice latte

- "I’ll try it, but I won’t like it"

- He tries it and his face lightens up

- "I hate it"

- "Then why are you still drinking it?"

- "BACK OFF"

- thanksgiving dinner shopping

- "Darling, why do midgardians eat such big birds?"

- “LOKI THE GUESTS COME IN 10 MINUTES AND THE TURKEY ISNT EVEN READY"

- Loki uses his magic to cook it

- "Well that was easy"

- but then you ask him to reverse it so you can cook dinner together

- both of you wrapped up in a warm blanket by the fire with tea while watching thanksgiving specials

- pumpkin.picking.

- making leaf piles and jumping in them like little kids

- both of you going on early morning walks to admire the leaves

- you couldn’t think of a better way to spend fall but with Loki.

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I DO REQUESTS SO FEEL FREE TO ASK <3