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Avengers: *all hiding from a bad guy in a cave*

Bad guy: *finds them in like 2 seconds*

Loki: ??? What gave us away

Peter, nervously hiding his light up sketchers behind his back: So here’s the thing...

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Hemsworth: You need to get a hobby.

Hiddleston, holding up his dog: I already have one :)

Hemsworth: That’s your dog, how's that a hobby?

Hiddleston: A hobby?! Ohhhh I thought you said a BOBBY!

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You: I’m y/n, but you can call me anytime ;)

Loki: ? okay then

Loki: hi anytime

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Thor: You’re just one big softie, aren’t you, brother?

Loki: How dare you disrespect me like that? I am MEAN and MALICIOUS, all beings on earth FEAR ME and-

You,walking in: Good morning, Loki

Loki: Good morning, my love! Did you sleep well? Shall I make you some breakfast? How about some tea?

*Loki turns back to Thor*

Loki: As I was saying

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SKDKWOWOSJWJ LOOK WHO REPOSTED ME

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Loki: LOL you have a crush on me!How embarrassing!

You: Loki... we're married.

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Tony: Peter, for your birthday I bought you McDonald’s

Peter: Thanks Mr.Stark! I really wanted a happy meal!

Tony: You... wanted food?

Peter: Yeah?

Peter:

Peter: Wait then what did you buy me?

Tony: ...

Tony: McDonald’s...

Peter:

Tony: The whole company...

You, from the other side of the room: Loki got me a half opened coke can the other day

Loki, while kissing your hand: Only the best for you, love.

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You: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

5,4,3,2,1

Loki: *hops up on couch*

You: *hops up on chair*

Thor, looking down: No it’s not! It looks like hardwood.

Loki, while transforming the floor into actual lava: :D

Thor, hopping up and down: Why ow do you ow hate me ow brother.

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Look at him go! 😍😍😍

His hair flying all around him 😁

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Loki: Peter, what is a dad?

Peter: ...You mean a dab?

Loki: No, a dad. I mean, I’ve had 2 of them but they don’t feel like what dads are supposed to feel like.

Peter: ...

Peter: Mr.Loki do you need a hug?

Sam, eating chips on the other side of the room: He said he needed a dad not a hug how stupid can you be?

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one of my previous posts were inspired by this fan art

(not mine ++ credos to artist -> nanihoo)

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You: Loki, I’m having someone over tonight

Loki: Who?

You: My friend Tom Hiddleston. We met in the park this morning

Clint: That wasn’t Loki? I swear it looked exactly like him.

You: Nonsense. Well he’s coming over for dinner and he should be here any minute

Loki: Barton, you’re overreacting.

*doorbell rings*

You: *opening the door as Tom walks inside*

Loki, still talking to Clint: There’s no way he’s even close to being as handsome as-

Loki: *turns around to face Tom*

Loki: -me

Tom and Loki: *looking at each other up and down*

Tom: Have we met bef-

Loki, cutting him off: Nope. Never. Never met before.

Clint, whispering to you: I’m telling you, Y/n, they could be twins!

You, looking over at both of them while thinking: Hmmm...

You, shrugging: I don’t see it.

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you haven’t been posting lately🥺 is everything okay?

I’ve been going thru a rough patch lately but I’ll try my very best to post tomorrow:))❤️

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Sweet Dreams

Loki,entering your room: I have to go back to Asgard for some time

Loki,walking in: But I should be back-

Loki, realizing that you’re asleep: -soon

Loki, walking up to your bed and taking off his cape: Goodnight my love

Loki, kissing you on the forehead: Sweet dreams

Loki, wrapping you up in his cape: Don't cause too much trouble without me

Loki, taking off his helmet and placing it beside you: And remember my love, no matter where I am, we are still under the same stars.

Loki, caressing your cheek: Remember that.

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They’re making the same face here

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Popcorn

Loki: *turns away from you*

You: *steals some of his popcorn and puts it in your own popcorn bag*

Loki: *turns back to look at you*

Loki: ???

You: :)

Loki: *turns away again*

You: *steals more popcorn*

Loki: *turns back at you and looks at you straight in the eye*

You: *sweating nervously*

Loki: Y/n... I think someone has been stealing my popcorn. Do you know who it might be?

You: ...I have no idea

You: *turns away from Loki*

You: *immediately turning back to him in fear that he’s stealing your popcorn*

You,looking down at your popcorn bag: *realizing it’s full because Loki gave all his popcorn to you*

You: *turns up to look at Loki*

Loki: :)

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Toddler Loki, to his stuffed animals: KNEEL BEFORE ME!

Frigga, yelling from the other room: Loki! It’s nap time! Come put on your jammies!

Toddler Loki: but mOOOOMM IM DOING WORLD DOMINATION!

[oxygenic]

I know I don’t say this enough but thanks for following me. it means a lot.

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